Monsterface

The act of simultaneously ejaculating and passing a kidney stone on a woman's face.

"Dude, I gave Jenny a Monsterface last night and now she won't call me back."

"I was screamin' like Goku giving Martha the ol' Mosterface bro!"

by Vibekilla June 29, 2016

monserification

Nibbling the clitoris

He performs monserification well!

by GenoRPG April 29, 2004

Monstrafican

A person who is bonificus, or better than excellent. This is only achievable after a proper monstrafigation process.

"I have finally become a monstrafican after several attempts!"

by Altman29 December 21, 2008

monsterfucked

Being epicly screwed, owned, or both

"We have two hours to finish this film project. we're MONSTERfucked"

"Did you see that tackle? that guy just got monsterfucked

"Crap I have 3 huge tests today and i didnt study for either of them! im monsterfucked!

by thecommonenemy October 25, 2009

monstericide

a term used for people who want to kill zooicides and make them suffer like the animals that they abused

was created by mamamax

person 1:im a zooicide that likes animal abuse
person 2:im going to beat you into a bloody pulp because im a monstericide

by JAX_JOESTAR January 24, 2022

Monsterfucker

The man that fucks the monsterfucker and can keep up. (This is a very rare type of man)

Monsterfucker: A girlfriend with an absurdly high sex-drive, which initally seems great, but then you realise it's far higher than yours and you can barely keep-up, you can't sleep, you've no energy, you feel like death and STILL SHE WANTS MORE

My man is the only only monsterfucker I know.

by Larry and burn July 17, 2023

monsterfuckee

Somebody who wants to get fucked BY monsters. Aka a bottom/sub for monsters.

Person 1: "Yo, you fuck monsters??"
Person 2: "no- Im a monsterfuckee, I wanna get fucked by monsters."

by c0ck4ndb411t0rtur3 March 31, 2024