Hey girlfriend, I'm got a bad case of monkey butt after my boyfriend slammed it up my ass all night long.
by TFWI May 30, 2018
by rhinorider November 03, 2006
A man that is developing a bald spot on the back of his head resembling a baboon’s or chimpanzee’s ass. This phrase works best if the person combs his hair over this balding area and thinks nobody notices he trying to hide it!
by LisaD143 August 02, 2005
A term used to describe a man or woman who can grow hair fully, and to a substantial length on the buttocks.
by DrooDroo March 21, 2011
a prolapsed arse, resembling that of a baboons arse or any other of those wonderful red arsed primates we descend from.
by AaronMF October 04, 2005
Teenage girls gather up/bunch up thier shirts in the back and secure the shirt's ponytail with a rubber band or the like.
by MichiganNorth Country November 26, 2008
The butt of a monkey.
A word that ascribes the characteristics of the butt of a monkey to a person.
What you tell someone when they term 'whanker' just doesn't seem to apply.
A word that ascribes the characteristics of the butt of a monkey to a person.
What you tell someone when they term 'whanker' just doesn't seem to apply.
Dude, you whanker!!! Wait, that ain't right, you're not a whanker at all... You're a MONKEY BUTT whanker!!!
by General Cluck-Cluck June 08, 2003