Moberly, MO

A very small town in northern-central Missouri that is surrounded by corn and cows with many wanna-be-gangsters (you live in a town surrounded by corn, YOU ARE NOT A GANGSTER!!!). There isn't much to do here, mostly residents have to go to Columbia, MO to do anything fun.

Only idiots move there kids to Moberly, MO.

by cowsvilleUSAresident April 19, 2011

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Moberg

When someone cancels an appointment, no-shows or burns you in some way.

My date moberged me last night, when she said she was washing her hair and couldn’t make it.

by JJK03 June 27, 2006

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Moober

Comes from the Latin, Moob (man-boob),

A moober is someone (a man... usually) who, when running, there moobs bounce around.

Moobing is the act of running and your moobs bounce around.

God damn Colin, Your such a fuckin' MOOBER!!!!

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OH my god!!
Did you see that moober over there!

by grungerguy November 14, 2007

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Moberg

When you come around the bowling ball instead of keeping your hand under it. Commonly leaves the 10 pin standing.

He moberged that ball so hard that it curved into the gutter before hitting any pins!

Stop moberging the ball! You need to keep your hand under it!

by Cheeeeeeeech January 22, 2013

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Mobergism

Definition- A mental disorder in which the inflicted individual believes something is smaller than what it is.

Mobergism Example 1 -the size of ones extremity. E.I.(my hands are not that big)

Mobergism Example 2 -denial of comparison (look and Demetrins hand and now look at mine ,there is no difference)

by Neiko_j October 23, 2020

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