MMOber

Sober from MMO's, no longer wasting your probably miserable life in front of a comp screen talking virtual-trash and backing it up with your muscle-bound Avatar.

(Combination of MMO and Sober, hopefully you gathered that already.... If not, kill yourself, as you're suffering from extreme idiocy)

"Five months without WoW...."

"Impressive man, almost a half a year MMOber 0.o ."

MMOber by |CaYn| May 20, 2009

Mober 

Someone who exclusively dedicates their time to video games of the Multiplayer Online Battle Arena genre (MOBAs)

Person 1: "Man, that guy was really good at league, he destroyed us!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he must be a real Mober."

Mober by ape711 August 19, 2022

mooberty

A phase during adulthood when a man first develops moobs. Usually begins in mid to late 30s but has been known to happen in late 20s in some male office workers.

Larry: Holy crap Frank, I didn't know you'd reached mooberty already, your moobs are huge!

Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.

mooberty by Clive London November 29, 2007

MOBERTUCKY MUFFLER 

When you're going down on your girlfriend put your lips inside her pussy and blow as hard as you can until you hear the sounds of a Mobertucky Muffler.

I left the Wabash with that girl from South Park and gave her a Mobertucky Muffler behind a dumpster.

MOBERTUCKY MUFFLER by Groeber field March 5, 2019

Moobert 

The hidden character that appears in every fourh pannel in all Dilbert comics*



*Does not appear in any Dilbert comic.

Wow that's one freaking big Moobert you got over there.

Moobert by zxcvbnmnbvcxz123 March 11, 2003

mooberboating 

Mooberboating is the act of motorboating moobs. It's like motorboating but on men's boobs. This act can be done by a male or female but is commonly done as a joke in gay circles.

Damn. Did you hear about Tony? Well he's on a mooberboating streak, so watch out.

mooberboating by Little Dicklet February 26, 2017

Moberly

Small town in the center of misery. Also known as Mobertucky. Simply put one hell of a little town filled to the rim with Springer drama.

"I got my ass whipped in Moberly last night." They gave me a Mobertucky Riverdance.

Moberly by Groeber field November 26, 2018