MM

MM means " Masturbation May" Or the same thing with march, but this is for the girls, its similar to DDD or NNN but, just for masturbation.

woman: "have you masturbated yet?"
other woman: "yeah no shit its MM"
woman: :"its hard"
other woman: "you fucking mistake"

by Peter x Joe November 20, 2019

MM

Short for Major Mistake.

Pete: "Greg spelled salt, salc"

Trey: "What an MM"

by Christian Pertersen January 26, 2009

MM

2000 in Roman numerals.

MLMXXXIV =1984

XXIV = 2004

roman numerals are gay

by Gumba Gumba August 03, 2004

MM

MM = "Married Man" as refered to by his lover on the side.

I'm getting together with my MM Wednesday when his wife is at work.

by The OW March 05, 2008

MM

A very tight lie in golf, or a tight gap to get the ball through. This is not easy to play from.

Boy, that is an MM lie.

There is an MM gap he has to negotiate the ball through.

by my name is yakubu! February 08, 2007

MM

Marija Madonna

Dak il-film tal-MM <or>
Dik it-tfajla tal-M-Alla-M.
Haqq ghall-MM

by Mark Zammit April 30, 2003

MM

YES

JEFF: will you go out with me
MARLA: mm

by smoky_bear28 August 27, 2020