Mini

Very short skirt worn by girls and women to show off their legs, especially the thighs. It is believd that the shorter they are, the bette they look.

See also: sexy

She looks so darn hot in that mini!

by Hugh Dobson March 2, 2004

Mini

(1) Ingenious economical surface transporter, and Britain's answer to fuel rationing. Manufactured in various forms between 1959 and 2000, the Mini epitomized practical simplicity more than any other British automobile. Affordable and versatile and easy to maintain, the Mini was loved by everyone from florists to plumbers to rally racers. Over 5.3 million were built by the end of it's production run.

(2) Bloated ugly status symbol, and quite common in American upscale neighborhoods. Manufactured from 2001-present, the Mini Cooper epitomizes trendy poor taste and virtual uselessness more than most any other modern automobile. Pricey, fragile, and expensive to maintain, the Mini Cooper is favored by upper-middle class females for it's supposed cuteness. Far too many have been built already.

The Mini has devolved from a lithe and capable subcompact to a midsize toy mall-runner.

by Fusion Jay April 22, 2008

mini

The origianal econmy car (yes yes, there were others before it and smaller than it, but no-one bought them). The first car to ever have 50% or more female owners.

Mini cooper is a very interesting car, but it is really just a go-Kart with a papier-maché bodyshell.


I like to roll mini cooper S

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

Mini

A word that can be used to describe a gentleman’s member that is is less than adequate in size.

Did you hear about Scott?

Yeah I heard he has a mini. That’s a shame.

by dudeman-swag May 10, 2019

mini

A generic nickname for a person who is vertically challenged.

Alright mini how are you doing ?

by Necroscope September 5, 2003

mini

The mini orgasm feeling you have when you have to pee really bad and finally get to go.

Usually intensified by drinking and waiting in line for the ladies room. Almost always followed by the inability to stop peeing.

One girl-friend to another~ 'Sorry I took so long, I had to pee so bad, I had a mini'

by genavieve September 16, 2008

mini

The child of a hunnie. Sometimes combined as mini-hunnie.

My mini did the funniest thing today. How many minis do you have? My mini-hunnie looks so much like her dad.

by Mrs. Ski August 27, 2005