A female variation of the Melvin wherein the underwear is manipulated by one with a swift and forcefull jerk upwards to place the vast quantity of cloth above the waistline, resulting injuries are commonplace.
Tessa got her vagina injured when she fell victim to a minerva while wearing resilient undergarments.
by hairy-keepah-hides-balding October 05, 2010
by estiloeclasse December 16, 2007
One of the best professors Hogwarts has ever seen. She is strict, but clever, funny, and caring. Some of her best moments were when she was making Umbridge look like a fool and fighting the Death Eaters in Deathly Hallows.
Slytherin: I loathe Minerva McGonagall, she never let's us have a free day..
Ravenclaw: But she's so smart, and I'm glad she let's us do work!
Gryffindor: Did you see her stand up to that Umbridge woman?! None of the other teachers had the guts to stand up to her.
Hufflepuff: C'mon guys, I don't like conflict...
Ravenclaw: But she's so smart, and I'm glad she let's us do work!
Gryffindor: Did you see her stand up to that Umbridge woman?! None of the other teachers had the guts to stand up to her.
Hufflepuff: C'mon guys, I don't like conflict...
by Veronica Margaret January 05, 2012
Such a legend. The most bad-ass professor Hogwarts has ever seen, and then she went on to become the headmistress of the school, the ONLY wizarding school in Scotland, might I add. She ALSO was the head of Gryffindor house. She won't take any crap from nobody.
Also loves biscuits.
And can take the form of a cat.
We stan.
Also loves biscuits.
And can take the form of a cat.
We stan.
Hufflepuff: Wow, Minerva McGonagall is so cool.
Slytherin: But she gives so much homework.
Ravenclaw: That doesn't matter, Slytherin. It shows she values both her job, and learning. That's good in my book.
Gryffindor: Lol, which book Ravenclaw, you have to many to count. But Puff is right, McGonagall is so bad-ass. Slytherins just jealous that our head of house can crush theirs in a duel, while still being an absolute legend.
Slytherin: But she gives so much homework.
Ravenclaw: That doesn't matter, Slytherin. It shows she values both her job, and learning. That's good in my book.
Gryffindor: Lol, which book Ravenclaw, you have to many to count. But Puff is right, McGonagall is so bad-ass. Slytherins just jealous that our head of house can crush theirs in a duel, while still being an absolute legend.
by nonojuststop October 13, 2019
Some ugly Chinese girl that call people Asian because she is a wannabe white girl.
She is very popular but nobody knows why. Mostly spends time by her self but knows a lot of people.
She also dated some hot guys but everyone knows that it was just for the clout.
She is very popular but nobody knows why. Mostly spends time by her self but knows a lot of people.
She also dated some hot guys but everyone knows that it was just for the clout.
Minerva Liu: Oh, ur such an Asian kid
Asian kid: Oh really, well ur Asian too btw
Minerva Liu: Haha I'm white dummy
Asian kid: Oh really, well ur Asian too btw
Minerva Liu: Haha I'm white dummy
by YaLoveToSeeIt November 19, 2018
by Missmayhem23 January 11, 2021
OMG! glaxaxy minerva!
by WordMaster July 26, 2003