The fat, glasses-wearing guy from Office Space that loves his red Swingline stapler. Often mumbles, has his desk forcibly moved, and threatens the building.
Milton: "If, if they take my stapler, I'm, I'm just gonna set the building on fire."
someone who does something "negative stereotypically black"; a derogitory term for anyone; a word usable by caucasians to describe someone without getting beat up by blacks
Also: variations are milted, milt, tilton, miltify
"This milton in the basketball gamelast night was wanting to fight anyone who fouled him"
Quit being a milton and talk to me like a normal person
Milton is more commonly known as "Gods Country". With the highest concentration of Irish people in the country most people proudly represent their heritage by constantly binge drinking. Although most believe South Boston (Southie) or Dorchester have more Irish people it is not true... Most parents are from one of the two towns but as soon as they were able got the hell out of those White Trash cess pools, they did. Milton is also known for its amazing athletes and amazing drinkers, and amazing looking kids. Hey, we'reIrish we can't help it.