Milton 

The fat, glasses-wearing guy from Office Space that loves his red Swingline stapler. Often mumbles, has his desk forcibly moved, and threatens the building.

Milton: "If, if they take my stapler, I'm, I'm just gonna set the building on fire."

Milton: "I, I believe you have my stapler."

Milton by Mbleh October 28, 2007

milton 

someone who does something "negative stereotypically black"; a derogitory term for anyone; a word usable by caucasians to describe someone without getting beat up by blacks
Also: variations are milted, milt, tilton, miltify

"This milton in the basketball game last night was wanting to fight anyone who fouled him"

Quit being a milton and talk to me like a normal person

milton by tilton June 24, 2007

Milton 

The good and handsome guy sitting next to you in class. He cares almost about everyone and he is always protective. The girls love him in secret.

Oh! Milton is really hot

Milton by AnimeLord33 February 11, 2019

Milton 

The best person you will ever encounter, but he likes to get straight A:s.

Hello Milton!

Milton by Yey my favourite people! December 3, 2018

Milton 

Milton is more commonly known as "Gods Country". With the highest concentration of Irish people in the country most people proudly represent their heritage by constantly binge drinking. Although most believe South Boston (Southie) or Dorchester have more Irish people it is not true... Most parents are from one of the two towns but as soon as they were able got the hell out of those White Trash cess pools, they did. Milton is also known for its amazing athletes and amazing drinkers, and amazing looking kids. Hey, we're Irish we can't help it.

Milton teams don't rebuilt, they reload.

Milton by calup June 28, 2007

Milton 

Cool, drop the bike straight back, fuck all the bitches, get all the new sneakers,

Fuck , that milton just fucked my girl, DAMN!!

Milton by Thomash1738 December 12, 2016

Milton 

Adj; Old bald guy that fucks. He just fucks.

Yo, did you see that old guy drink fire water out of that strippers pussy?

Yeah, that’s Milton.

Milton by Captain Sack April 9, 2019