MIDDEN 

To be astonished or bewildered after witnessing a micro steven sized penis

I was midden after seeing his tiny penis

MIDDEN by Sbrockets June 8, 2023

Midden hits the windmill 

A phrase with the same meaning as the "shit hits the fan" but from more original origins. A midden was a pile of general rubbish, generally containing excreations. A windmill is self-explanatory and so when the midden hits the windmill you are all going to get showered in shit.

Man 1) The boss found out that the virus on his PC was our fault
Man 2)The job's not worth it. Lets get out of here before the midden hits the windmill

Midden hits the windmill by Umpire Strikes Back October 16, 2004

ridden midden 

A word to describe a female who has received an extremely high number of Penis inside their vagina, rectum and in and around their mouth.

'Have you seen Louise? She got pumped by Mark AND Elliott last night, Ridden midden!'

Person 1 - 'Hey, Claire Forbes is quite tidy?'
Person 2 - 'Nah bro, she's fat and seen more dickends than weekends, she's a total ridden midden, stay well clear'

ridden midden by Anon2468 April 14, 2014

skanky little midden

A term used in Scotland for a dirty little scruff.

Look at that Skanky little midden

skanky little midden by AnonymousAnal October 21, 2017

Fat Midden's

If someone's a pure "fat midden!" then they're a bit of a smelly hound.
commonly used in the glasgow area of scotland as an insult to those fat cheeky bitches from helenburgh walking about allover the streets of Glezga

An innocent pedestrian walks down a street and bumps into two fat cheeky bitches stuffing themselves with big bags of chips....

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "hu hu
hu" "Haw!....You!"

INNOCENT PASSER BY: "yes what is it?"

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "you are like, sooo gay!...hu hu he!...like man"

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "like yeah, totally man.....hu hu hu!"

INNOCENT PASSER BY: "aye! well whatever!you two are nothing but a pair of FAT MIDDEN'S HEN!...cheerio!"

Fat Midden's by TheOnlyGayInTheVillage January 26, 2005

Madden King 

1. Adj. Person disposition which is constantly angry.
2. N. A person usually adult who acts like a gangster and usually living in their mothers house, usually has children and no job and plays video games frequently.

1. Adj. explaining the character of a friends "attitude" whom constantly overacts. "Madden king slaps girlfriend over making him get killed in call of duty"
2. N. A person living at home with parents freeloading. "Madden king still hasn't left home."

Madden King by Ghostly bear August 30, 2013

all-madden 

possessing qualities or talents well-above average

Guy 1: I didn't think you were going to catch that ball.

Guy 2: Yeah, I had to go all-madden to get it.

all-madden by chochmaster May 30, 2010