Michael Jordan Marathon 

The act of masturbating 23 times in a 24 hour period.

Tyler: Hey man, did you finish the Michael Jordan Marathon yesterday?

Mack: No man I only made it to 21!

Michael Jordan Marathon by Malibu8 March 1, 2010

Michael Jordan! 

When you palm the fuck outta someone’s big ass forehead

Homeboy: How was the date?
Me: She was laughing because I Michael Jordan! her and she didn’t understand

Michael Jordan! by hxtlne August 28, 2018

michael jordan 

An electrifying basketball superstar who transformed the pathetic Chicago Bulls into 6-time world champions. ESPN voted him the number one athlete of the century. Every game Jordan would do something spectacular and for 13 seasons he captivated crowds with gravity defying dunks, inspired defence, and dramatic game-winning shots. Every season Jordan improved his game and remained a step ahead of his many foes.

Dude, last night John Starks talked some smack and Michael Jordan lit him up for 55 points.

michael jordan by Mack C January 16, 2007

Make Like Michael Jordan and Fade Away! 

Originator of the Word: The Heretic Assassin

Meaning: A Dirty South New Orleans hood version of "Make Like a Banana and Split!" or "Make like a Tree and Leave" when somebody annoys you and you want them to part from your presence or when you are about to leave from someone's presence

Man when I realized that this dumb ass dude wasn't gonna conceive what I tried to teach him, i simple told the nigga to Make Like Michael Jordan and Fade Away! And he departed from me.

Make Like Michael Jordan and Fade Away! by The Saint from The 4 March 7, 2011

michael jordan 

the m'f'ing G.O.A.T.

1985 ROY.
1988 defensive player of the year.
3 time all-star mvp.
10 scoring titles.
6 finals mvp's in 6 championships.
1987, 1988: the dunks. champion.

michael jordan by yawn February 6, 2004

Michael Jordan 

1. Greatest Basketball player EVER to represent not only Chicago, but the NBA in general.
2. The act of coming back to a sport/hobby/job after announcing retirement/quitting for good.

1. Michael Jordan was one of (if not THE) greatest basketball player of all time!
2. We all thought that he quit skydiving, but he pulled a Michael Jordan on us!

Michael Jordan by A2P July 29, 2005

Michael Jordan Weed Look

When someone you have never met before sells you terrible weed. And you get that look Michael Jordan had when he hit six threes in the first half againist The Portland Trail Blazers. After the last three hit by jordan he gave a look like i dont know what the fuck is going on.

Adam: Jim where did you get that stinky ass weed?

Jim: (Gives Michael Jordan Weed Look without response.)

Michael Jordan Weed Look by The Juice 47 May 13, 2009