metcalfing (verb):
1. To disclose illegal or immoral activities while unwittingly giving clues to the individual's true identity.
1. To disclose illegal or immoral activities while unwittingly giving clues to the individual's true identity.
by MrTIggr July 31, 2012

Another word preferable to the more immature "Dirt Road" term.
Is a reference to poop stuck on your anal hairs.
Is a reference to poop stuck on your anal hairs.
-Oh dear, I can't crap due to the immense metcalfing of my anal region.
-Oh shit, I forgot to wipe my bum properly and now sport a massive metcalfe.
-Oh shit, I forgot to wipe my bum properly and now sport a massive metcalfe.
by Alex Metcalfe June 11, 2006

by Gangster Cardio October 11, 2005

by Adriana Lima May 23, 2004

by SuferNoItAll January 4, 2008

A dumb ass dude going by the name Thomas metcalfe will have an unusual under average cock, and if they say it big everyone knows their lying becuase its the size of an AA.battery...
by Metalcalfe March 19, 2019

one of the hottest guys on tv, has been seen on desperate housewives but hes going to have his own tv show soon *aparently*
by hot smokin babe March 25, 2006
