mess

Someone who:
1. Gets ridiculously drunk
2. Gets themselves into awkward situations
3. Becomes clumsy, often spilling drinks, breaking things, being sick everywhere
6. Sleeps for the next two days to wear off the amount of drink drunk.

Often does this on a regular occassion, sometimes earning the title "mess of the month".

People sometimes come together to create a "mess chart" depending on how lazy/how much of a mess the person is

"You were such a mess last night"
"I was such a mess last night!"
"Seriously, you're number one on the mess chart"
"How much of a mess was thing last night?"
etc

by htown language May 16, 2008

mess

Something not do do with Texas.

Don't mess with Texas yo.

by Shwaaay November 16, 2009

mess

Comes from the South Bay, meaning "to fool around with". Kiss, fondle, make-out, etc.

Did you and Joe mess last night?

by FemmeFatale July 1, 2005

mess

someone who eat rustler's burger for breakfast and shagged phycho girl, then went back for seconds

back for sloppy seconds? mess!

by whiiiiil May 28, 2011

mess

a word that means any thing you cant thing of at the time

fix that mess
you mother messen mess

by momma mess September 26, 2012

mess

A word that is used in the place of shit. In any context.

1. Aww, man, my butt hurts because I just took a mess!
2. Now ain't this some mess!

by Ta-ni-ni July 24, 2006

Mess

Sperm, ejaculation

He messed all over her face! Ew!

by Meowmix36 March 16, 2009