Mesquitian

A person or persons raised in or living in Mesquite, TX. Also can be used to describe the language spoken by people from Mesquite, TX. When spoken or written, Mesquitian looks/sounds like country slang meets ghetto.

See that girl over there? She's a Mesquitian.

What in the hell did he just say??? Oh, don't mind him...he's just speaking Mesquitian.

by Not a Skeeter March 3, 2011

Bearded Mesquito

The unfortunate male disorder where the penis is one quarter the circumference of a #2 pencil. Usually in the case of this "Micro Penis" the shaft has been covered with pubes just under the mushroom cap of the penis.

Girl - "You got to be fucking kidding me...!"

Guy - "What?" (as he stands there with pants around ankles)

Girl - "Ummm your dick looks like a bearded mesquito."

Guy - "Fuck you, most chicks think it's cute."

Girl - "It may be cute, but it's useless to me as I can get off better using a half eaten wet triscuit cracker on my clit"

by dangchicago April 17, 2009

mesquitoes

Tiny annoying whiny biting insects that hatch from the seeds of a common plant in the American southwest. Said plants often have prickly thorns, which readily draw blood if they puncture your skin... coincidence???

If the Sagebrush Rebellion had included burning massive tracts of scrub prairie-land, maybe nowadays there would be fewer of these pesky spine-covered bushes growing wild that produce countless multitudes of mesquitoes every year.

by QuacksO August 22, 2019

Mesquite

(1)Mesquite - a type of wood or tree that is generally used to smoke meat in a barbeque.

(2)A city west of Dallas, Texas, home of the Rodeo.

1---- "This Mesquite grilled chicken is amazing!"

2---- "The Rodeo season is kickin off in Mesquite again this year."

by kungfuyo March 2, 2009

mesquite hoes

Them lil flying bugs that give you Zika and poison ivy

"These mesquite hoes got me all itchy doin the macarena"

"Damn gurl r dem boobies or mesquite hoe bites?"

by DaMarcus DaJones DaThurd October 1, 2016

mosquitanats

(mah-skeet-ta-nats)
The combination of Mosquitos and gnats in your house to gang up on your dirty dishes- Not cool at all and can become an annoyance.

"Um , whats that on your cup J?"
"Damn, its the Mosquitanats again, time to whip out my ghostbuster vacuum!"

by chaiinXreaction606 September 22, 2017

Mequita

Mequita is a stronger and smarter than anyone expects her to be. She can be stubborn as a bull, but only because she is almost always right. Mequita is the most loyal friend you’ll ever have.

Mequita, me quitas la vida cuando te veo!

by Ame75 May 13, 2020