Melch

A melch is someone who tells jokes, sometimes said jokes are dirty. It is derived from my name(chelsea) and menstrual-enstrual-anian. I have no idea what that means, but it is part of melch. I also think it could mean someone who talks too much.

You are such a melch.
Stop being such a melch and shut up.

by chelsea :P May 20, 2008

Melch

Someone who is always Melancholy, sad or depressed.

Person A: Whats wrong with Anna
Person B: Oh don't mind her she's a Melch.

by xMelx January 18, 2010

Melch

A belch while wearing a mask. Usually the belch is odorous, thick and long lasting.

I shouldn’t have had garlic fries for lunch cuz that melch was gross!!

by Vandy67 July 9, 2021

Melch

To defecate on the ground and proceed to stomp on your own feces barefoot until your feet are thoroughly covered in it. Your partner will then suck on your feet and toes until their mouth is full of your feces and you will then kiss them exchanging your feces mouth to mouth.

Man, I love to melch, It just tastes so good and I love how intimate it is.

by griffith@@@@ June 16, 2024

backyard mechanic

Someone who works on & fixes cars on their own property.

John was quite the backyard mechanic & spent decades fixing cars, his GTO especially.

by Starchylde June 15, 2016

Fluid Mechanics

The one area of physics where its researchers are actually mostly mathematicians.

Ed: Ey Bob I am studying fluid mechanics
Bob: You mean the area of physics you see mathematicians and engineers study instead of physicists?

by EpicScientician September 17, 2021

Mechatronics

A mistake.
A program that lures innocent high school kids who want to make cool robots. Half the class end up becoming web developers.

"So... you transferred from ECE to Mechatronics?"
"It was a mistake."

by 6011304 March 31, 2019