Megalodon Dick

A dick that is very muscular, scary, and over one foot long.

Girl you won’t believe the megalodon dick on my hubby last night. He couldn’t fit all of it in!

by Bush Lord 69 420 July 9, 2019

Megalodon fucked

When you drink almost a whole bottle of vodka, twerk violently for hours and abuse anyone within a 10 metres of you

"Yeah man she was megalodon fucked"
"On a scale of 1-megalodon fucked how drunk are you"

by MegalodonM8 August 19, 2015

Megalodon monday

A national holiday every monday celebrating the Megalodon shark

Tim: What day is it?

Rob: Its Megalodon monday!

Tim: Thanks!

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

shiny sparkling giant subspace ancient megalodon

a megalodon in fisch which is very rare and only a few people have it. this takes a lot of fisching skills to get.

OMG!!!!!!!!! I GOT A "shiny sparkling giant subspace ancient megalodon"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO RARE AND IT SELLS FOR 129,395 CREDITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by =-0987654321\][poiuytrewq';lkj February 4, 2025

mobile megalodon

Glider released in the game Fortnite Battle Royale.

Released in Chapter 5, season 3

“Man that new glider is awesome!”

“Oh yeah, it’s great… What’s its name again”

“Mobile Megalodon.”

by Swim_ July 9, 2024

mobile megalodon

A glider released in Chapter 5, Season 3 of the video game Fortnite Battle Royale.

“Bro have you seen that Mobile Megalodon glider in Fortnite?”

by Swim_ July 9, 2024

Pedal to the megalodon

Splatoon slang for give it one's all. This phrase is commonly heard by Shiver and her supporters

Shiver: Octavian, The next Splatfest is going to start soon, are you ready to give us the win?
Octavian: Yes queen! I'm Ready to pedal to the Megalodon!
Shiver: That's the spirit! Go for it Mah Boi!

by ErPhox05 February 26, 2024