Trace McSorley

Despite the fact that he led his high school to 4 straight state championship game appearances
Very few high major recruiters looked at the 6 foot tall 180 pounder and said
Quarterback
Throw it on a dime
Like y'all aint even trying
Just a kid from Briar Woods
I'm wearing number 9
Met Coach Franklin down at Vandy
Flipped to Happy Valley
Now I'm coming back and got the natty on my mind
They can't touch my deep ball
Every game I'm scoring
I'm your favorite quarterback
They call me Trace McSorley
Rep that blue and white
You know I do it for the glory

Baker won the heisman
Next up Trace McSorley
They call me Trace McSorley
I went out to the bar and I woke up in a sorority
Michigan defense
Softer than that cheesecake
Beaver Stadium, get loud
Home team, 14 straight
And DeAndre going long
Back shoulder to Juwan
It's that Big Ten title season
Try to take me out, too bad
We still got Tommy Stevens
Throw it on a dime
Like y'all aint even trying
Just a kid from Briar Woods
I'm wearing number 9
Met Coach Franklin down at Vandy
Flipped to Happy Valley
Now I'm coming back and got the natty on my mind
They can't touch my deep ball
Every game I'm scoring
I'm your favorite quarterback
They call me Trace McSorley
Rep that blue and white
You know I do it for the glory

Baker won the heisman
Next up Trace McSorley

Chiefs fan: Patrick Mahomes is the goat
Me: did you forget Trace McSorley?

by Trace Mcsorley's Stepbro October 6, 2020

McSorley

An all purpose word that can be used in place of any noun, verb or adjective. It arises from Irish genealogical roots and translates to 'all purpose' or 'many places.' It is quite useful when the right word escapes the tip of one's tongue. It is also very useful when referring to implied topics of conversation without revealing the subject to anyone else who may be listening.

"Wow, you really McSorley'd that McSorley today"

"My McSorley is bigger than your McSorley"

"I'm gonna go take a massive McSorley"

by jboness October 8, 2009

Mcsoudi

Someone who you can't fuck with. Someone who is going to fuck you till u love him. Aka boss, beast, etc.

I am Mcsoudi, I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless champion there's ever been. I'm just ferocious I want your heart I want to eat your children, Praise be to Allah.

by Da shieeeet September 17, 2013

McSorley

to smack an opposing player or person in the head with a hockey stick, golf club, ball bat or any other object that can be used to inflict damage.
Is derived from an infamous moment in the National Hockey League in 2000 when notorious goon Marty McSorley of the Boston Bruins smacked another well known goon, Donald Brashear of the Vancouver Canucks, in the back of the head with his stick. This caused Brashear to fall, smack his head off the ice and receive a Grade 3 concussion. McSorley was suspended for the remainder of the season and was eventually found guilty of assault with a weapon and never played another NHL game.

That prick on the 8th hole was really pissing me off; I was contemplating giving him a McSorley with my nine iron.

by John H. Ringo August 18, 2007

McSourface

What you do whenever you are extremely frustrated or angry.

http://media.photobucket.com/image/mcsourface/Macabeak/gcdMcSourface.jpg

by bobohed March 2, 2009

McSomething

A hot man who knows how to treat a women right. Mysterious, magnetic, manly, strong and respectful. There's something about him that's dreamy but genuine. Often named Mike or Mikey.

Beth never has a good time unless she's with McSomething.

by Betty Levelheaded November 27, 2013

mcsoils

Any male that redlines beyonds a skidmark

Wow, Mcsoils really should wear burnt sienna pants ALL-OF-THE time!

by worldbfreer July 3, 2009