matey

a derogatory term used by mostly ageing cougars who think they can pull better than whats in front of them. In this circumstance it is regarded as an insult considering the person who says it is most likely A: 40 something with a hallway vagina, or B: really fat. However the same word used in a sentence by a pirate or bikie with a beard is actually a colloquial form of communication among mateys.

shopkeep lady: what can i get you matey?
me: matey? bitch you better check your fucken respect levels, fuck you, you old bitch i'll buy my smokes at the tabbacconist.

pirate: arr matey we are gunna rape and pillage til our dicks fall off from inventing stds.
me: cheers bro

by pickleton hater February 26, 2011

Matey

Mateys are annoying people which hang around with cool people to look cool

person1: hey why is that matey following us?
person2: IDK

person1: probably just to look cool

by bestman001 February 7, 2018

matey boy

When speaking and you don't know someones name in a sentence, you use matey or matey boy instead.

"I spoke to whats his name, matey boy, earlier"

by wakey1512 March 26, 2010

matey mo

Used to describe good friends and mates or to annoy people with the silly addition of the word "mo."

Msn buddy 1: Hey babe.
Msn buddy 2: Heya matey mo.

by oztag July 24, 2009

matey-pie

A term of affection used for your closest pals.

"Now then, John"
"Ey up, matey-pie"

by alrightmematey June 17, 2018

Matey Moo

Multiple Meanings. Originated among fat Dutch Girls who live in england.
1) The mateing Call of a a fat dutch girl, shouted in a club to attract one to satify their lusts.
2) Hello, I'm a slut.
3) Sex poistion involving a fat dutch girl and her lover, as well as a large number or tupilps and a pair of dutch clogs, these must all be inserted into the fat dutch girl in as many places as possible.

1) (While in a pub or club)
FDG:"MATEY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Desperate looser: Can I buy you a drink?
FDG: "NO, I no Matey Moo for you!"

2) FDG: (sees a possible victem) "Well Matey Moo to you sir!"
Ransom Man: "ERGH GET AWAY FROM ME!!"

3) FDG: "Ooooh Ooooooooh, MATEY MOO ME,"
(Items are inserted)
FDG: "MOOO, MOOOOOOOOOO, MATEY MOOOO!!!"

by Michael1311 October 16, 2006

Matey Potatey

A phrase referring to a close friend or acquaintance. An addition to the word 'Matey' to add flare and/ or lightheartedness to a sentence. Works to separate the word from its use in the context of pirates.

"Hey there Matey Potatey"

by RolfTheFrog July 1, 2023