MATEUS

Some Mexican dude who thinks he's good at football but actually just sucks lots of dicks

Dude 1: That guy is rubbish at football, I bet he sucks lots of dicks

Dude 2: Yeah that guy is Mateus

by 69KanyeEAST420 October 30, 2020

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Mateus

A huge cunt also known as dicksucker

I’m ordering a Mateus for tonight

by JuJuOnDsNuts October 20, 2018

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Mateus Fatus

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A sophisticated word with a Latin sound to it, meaning "fat matt". This word is used for when there is an obese person named matt.

Clear the halls for a wide load, a Mateus Fatus is coming!

by Mexirocker August 30, 2006

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Mateus Costa de Paiva

He is the best person in bed, and he is a god ate fucking industry! He is also known as BigPaiva and PaivaDelas!

Mateus Costa de Paiva has a huge dick!

by FuckUMqster November 25, 2021

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Once upon an eternity ago, Mateus, who is a ninja, was at war with The Zombies. (They were much like the ones we know today, expect way deadlier.) Anyway, while engaged in combat, Mateus fell into an endless abyss that he designed for disposal of The Zombies. That abyss, which is impossible to escape, is now called the universe. From there he went on to create Earth, humanity, and everything else for unknown reasons. That is how he became God.

Mateus: "Ouch! Fuck, it's dark. Where am I? Oh shit, is this...? Damn it. Dang this is big - I wonder if there are still Zombies down here...this is gonna look bad on my autobiography 'The Story of Mateus'. (3 minutes later) I could really go for some sex right about now. I got it! Planet + animals + water = people! People = hookers! Hookers = sex! Oh, this is gonna be fun..."

by Ninja13 February 22, 2008

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