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Masshole

N: Generalized term for a resident of Massachusetts......has evolved to mean any obnoxious loudmouth. The most genuine Massholes are so ignorant and belligerent that they think Masshole is a compliment.

A Masshole takes pride in his aggressive and illegal driving habits. They are too cool to use turn signals. They will nearly wreck you as they cut you off pulling out of the local strip mall, and then drive 30 miles an hour in a 55 zone while they try to light their cigarette while screaming at their children.

A Masshole's car could be a brand new BMW or a beat up 88 Chevy Caprice. It will probably have a "My Kid is an Honor Student" sticker and a sticker endorsing some Irish or Italian local politician you've never heard of.

Massholes infest the nicer northern states of New Hampshire, Vermont, and Maine during the summer months and, ironically, do nothing but complain about the lack of malls once they get there.
For Christmas, Santa brings New Hampshire thousands of Massholes on vacation.
by FrankGrimes August 14, 2005
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massholes

People who come from/born in mass.
Generaly called 'massholes' due to how they drive on the highway and in citys
That car just hit scotty's 90 year old grandmother and didn't even stop. The massholes!
by Christofer December 12, 2006
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masshole

1) A person from Massachusetts
2) A terrible driver
3) All of the above
Drive through Boston, and the meaning of the word will become clear.
WHAT THE HELL that fucking masshole just cut me off!
by Joel June 10, 2004
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Masshole

An adjective, typically used to describe a rude or discourteous person, most commonly in conjunction with the operation of a motor vehicle.

Examples of such behavior might include, but should not be limited to: tailgating, lane drifting, weaving, random stopping, randomly leaving a turn signal on, not using a turn signal to indicate a turn, inability to merge, inability to yield, inability to observe posted signs for anything, or any combination of these.
Just ride on the Mass Pike. Multiple examples will immediately come to mind.
by Andrew February 9, 2004
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Maskholes

That segment of the population that ignores Science & decides wearing a mask is not for them. Meanwhile, potentially infececting those around them.
Did you see all the Maskholes at Home Depot today? Not one of them was wearing a mask!
by 8 Mile July 22, 2020
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masshole

Massachusetts + Asshole = Masshole
I'm a masshole and I'm proud of it!
Sox and Pats kick ass!
by JasonGiambi December 10, 2004
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Masshole

Guy or Girl from Massachusetts who expresses love by busting your balls. All others bow to them because they're jealous of their ruleitude. They talk fast, walk fast, drive fast, think fast and no one gets their sense of humor because it is dripping with sarcasm. WE are proud of it, because we know that the rest of the country is too plebeian to understand the complexity of awesome that is us.
YoI'maMassholeGetthefuckouttamywayyacunt!Igotmoreawesomeinmylittlefinger.Westartedthiscountry,bitch!
by KateTheGrate August 13, 2010
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