masons closet

The most colorful room you will ever see. Featuring thousands of dollars of clothes. Honestly it is worth more then you will ever make in your life honey. Not many will ever experience this room and it's greatness like it's owner.

If you die where do you want to go?
Either Heaven or Mason's closet

Masons closet: Similar to Heaven

by Stupid rich April 17, 2017

Masons bottle top

When a bike sniffer performs sexual acts on a vodka bottle top on a snap chat story

Jeeeesus, have ya seen masons bottle top on Snapchat

by zWolffy June 9, 2020

Masons notchback

The groove between the buttocks of a man wearing thigh high boots

If you haven't seen Masons notchback, you haven't lived.

by Niiue May 14, 2022

masons aunt

Masons aunt loves getting fucked by masons friends and loves there sex with all of her nephews friends and loves dick and cum on her tits

Damn masons aunt is a dime

by Masons Friend August 22, 2022

hair masons

Hair dressers who specialise in achieving wind-tunnel proof standards

Magda's 'do was a masterpiece of the hair masons of Budapest's art. The shape of a belgian chocolate, it could withstand the blast of a jet engine with no movement.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

freeman masons

A secret organization protecting the acient artifacts of Freemanism. They are in a holy war with the Sheenanites. They are dedicated to the spread of Freemanism.

"I heard the sheenanites are planning an attack" said Freeman mason 1

"Lets kill them" said Freeman mason 2

"I hate Freeman masons" said the retarded Sheenanite.

by Freeman mason leader November 13, 2013

masonrayparker

Three6’s annoying ass bot brother who always gotta ask in IG comments “wHO eLse hIGH AF rn?”

Me: *chilling, scrolling to the comments on IG*
Masonrayparker: “Who else high af rn”
NIGGA SHUT UP REPORT THIS BITCH ASS NIGGA

by Inmyfeelsfrfr February 24, 2020