In the tv show "How I Met Your Mother" Barny lost a bet to Marshall, which resulted in Marshall getting to slap barny. Marshall's slaps are delivered with such force, that it has earnt itself a new ranking on the "How hard" scale.
by Rocky_ZL January 17, 2011
Get the Marshall Slap mug.A term used to describe the level of intoxication caused by alcohol. When a person has reached Marshall Status, they have exceeded their alcohol tolerance by a ridiculous amount. Symptoms: extreme vomiting, unconsciousness, and often accompanied by alcohol poisoning. People who reach Marshall Status also typically behave this way at house parties, and end up sleeping on a pull-out couch in the owner's house, who they probably have never met before.
Guy 1: "How drunk is he? Holy shit, that's a lot of throw up."
Guy 2: "He has definitely reached Marshall Status. Did you find the thermometer? We need to make sure his body temperature hasn't dropped, that means he has alcohol poisoning and we have to take them to the hospital. Fuck, he puked on my shoe."
Guy 3: "Oh my fucking god, he baptized my fucking couch in vomit! what the fuck!"
Guy 2: "He has definitely reached Marshall Status. Did you find the thermometer? We need to make sure his body temperature hasn't dropped, that means he has alcohol poisoning and we have to take them to the hospital. Fuck, he puked on my shoe."
Guy 3: "Oh my fucking god, he baptized my fucking couch in vomit! what the fuck!"
by Dr. Cobs October 3, 2010
Get the Marshall Status mug.A very strong drink, also known as a trip splash which includes light ice, three shots of liquor, and a small splash of mixer used as a mild fire retardant.
Carmen, "While smoking a cigarette, Glen spilled his drink and caught the whole bar on fire."
James, "Well if he would have ordered the Fire Marshall Special with a splash of coke in his 151, the fire never would have happened!"
James, "Well if he would have ordered the Fire Marshall Special with a splash of coke in his 151, the fire never would have happened!"
by TuckDCconnect January 6, 2011
Get the Fire Marshall Special mug.A small private school located in Duluth, Minnesota that houses some of the biggest bitches that Minnesota has ever known. AKA the "soccer girls". They are unattractive females who terrorize the school and think that they are above anyone else. The "soccer girls" are friends with the "hockey boys". The "hockey boys" think they are the shit. They are not. They are ugly douchebags that no one seems to like. Marshall students are known as the "cake eaters" of Duluth. Although, this generalization is not true. Many Marshall parents are not as well off as the rest od Duluth thinks. Marshall is also infested with Asians up to their bloody necks. The Asian Invasion is due to Marshall's profound International Exchange Program. While most of Marshall's girls are considered "ugly" or "oger-ish" by surronding schools, some of Marshall's volleyball players and dancers are considered to be quiet attractive.
Person 1: "So you go to that Duluth Marshall School?"
Person 2: "Yah"
Person 1: "Aren't your girls ugly?"
Person 2" *shows photos of a few volleyball and dance girls*
Person1" "DAMN"
Person 2: "Yah"
Person 1: "Aren't your girls ugly?"
Person 2" *shows photos of a few volleyball and dance girls*
Person1" "DAMN"
by nerdgirl1969 February 2, 2014
Get the Duluth Marshall School mug.When a minor consumes so much alcohol that he/she develops long term dementia generally causing the consumer to creep like a pedophile in heat.
Early signs that someone is beginning to reach Marshall Status include:
1)At the beginning of the night, using terms similar to:
"Bro, let's get OBLIBERATED tonight!"
"Let's get FUUUUUCKED UPPPP!"
"I wanna get destroyed!"
"Dude. Let's just get demolished and do some crazy shit!"
2) Once drinking has begun, conversations similar to:
"Hi there my names Marshall" *wink, *leans in for kiss,
"Ewww i don't even know you!" *Slap
The person has probably reached Marshall Status if:
Projectile Vomiting occurs, to the point where a baptism could be done with liquid rejected.
Marshall Status is obtained often on college campuses where extracurricular activities are slim to nonexistent.
1)At the beginning of the night, using terms similar to:
"Bro, let's get OBLIBERATED tonight!"
"Let's get FUUUUUCKED UPPPP!"
"I wanna get destroyed!"
"Dude. Let's just get demolished and do some crazy shit!"
2) Once drinking has begun, conversations similar to:
"Hi there my names Marshall" *wink, *leans in for kiss,
"Ewww i don't even know you!" *Slap
The person has probably reached Marshall Status if:
Projectile Vomiting occurs, to the point where a baptism could be done with liquid rejected.
Marshall Status is obtained often on college campuses where extracurricular activities are slim to nonexistent.
by Schall, the Novelist November 7, 2010
Get the Marshall Status mug.One of the many high schools in fair fax county. It's rivals are Madison and McLean. It has a wide variety of ethnicities and kids are poor and rich because it's vienna and pimmit. They think they're really good at sports (they're not)
Most of the male student body is cocky af. Some if them are open about being whores and the other ones try to cover it up by wearing collared shirts, gay ass rolled up pants and sperrys but truth is they just look like all the color came out of their clothes in the laundry.
The girls at marshall try to act all innocent and preppy but they smoke a lot of weed and fuck on the low.
Also people from Marshall think theyre cool now because they're school just got a renovation but who the fuck cares.
Popular sayings include:
"Wanna go to noodles after school? Actually fuck that let's go now and skip English"
"What even is IB? International Boner?"
Most of the male student body is cocky af. Some if them are open about being whores and the other ones try to cover it up by wearing collared shirts, gay ass rolled up pants and sperrys but truth is they just look like all the color came out of their clothes in the laundry.
The girls at marshall try to act all innocent and preppy but they smoke a lot of weed and fuck on the low.
Also people from Marshall think theyre cool now because they're school just got a renovation but who the fuck cares.
Popular sayings include:
"Wanna go to noodles after school? Actually fuck that let's go now and skip English"
"What even is IB? International Boner?"
You go to Marshall High School can we fuck?
No sorry I'm wearing an $80 vineyard vines t-shirt I screamed at my mom to buy me so that means I'm classy and a virgin.
No sorry I'm wearing an $80 vineyard vines t-shirt I screamed at my mom to buy me so that means I'm classy and a virgin.
by Nigga1234567890 December 3, 2013
Get the Marshall High School mug.The “4th best high school” in Fairfax county/Virginia. Rivals are currently Madison and McLean. Most of the school is devised by the lower/middle class (Pimmit) and the Uppermiddle/UpperClass. Athletes say their sport records are the best, (when in reality is below the percentile.)
In reality this school is ONLY good by name, more than half of the students are narcissist and two faced jackasses. The white kids at the school (not all,) are undertone racist bitches. Not only that, but the boys are also heavily egotistical and pray on those who are weak and bully the shit out of the them. This especially happens when the people who bully are freshmen.
The staff are ignorant and moronic, they also do undertone discrimination. They do not help and they preach “come to us if you need help/support) but when you actually do, you get yelled and screamed at and be told to “work harder,” some teachers target students to, and act like they don’t even want to work at their job like they’re supposed to.
The girls are also heavily Narcissistic (NOT ALL), they act well mature and prepared but in reality they despise everyone in the school for some bullshit reason, they dick ride some rich douchebag boy in order to be seen as popular, they also smoke weed, and they also have sex but not say it as much as the boys. They make fun of you for the SLIGHTEST mistake,, (not all girls, but i’ve seen a lot of them and this also applies to boys too)
In reality this school is ONLY good by name, more than half of the students are narcissist and two faced jackasses. The white kids at the school (not all,) are undertone racist bitches. Not only that, but the boys are also heavily egotistical and pray on those who are weak and bully the shit out of the them. This especially happens when the people who bully are freshmen.
The staff are ignorant and moronic, they also do undertone discrimination. They do not help and they preach “come to us if you need help/support) but when you actually do, you get yelled and screamed at and be told to “work harder,” some teachers target students to, and act like they don’t even want to work at their job like they’re supposed to.
The girls are also heavily Narcissistic (NOT ALL), they act well mature and prepared but in reality they despise everyone in the school for some bullshit reason, they dick ride some rich douchebag boy in order to be seen as popular, they also smoke weed, and they also have sex but not say it as much as the boys. They make fun of you for the SLIGHTEST mistake,, (not all girls, but i’ve seen a lot of them and this also applies to boys too)
“This advisory lessons is all about diversity for the teachers,” *proceeds to discriminate you based on your ethnicity.*
“IB is the best diploma you can get!” (Doesn’t do jackshit.
“you wanna walk around the school and pick on some innocent bystanders for no reason?”
“George C Marshall High School is the best school!” (*proceeds to say the most vile racist shit no human had ever heard*)
“IB is the best diploma you can get!” (Doesn’t do jackshit.
“you wanna walk around the school and pick on some innocent bystanders for no reason?”
“George C Marshall High School is the best school!” (*proceeds to say the most vile racist shit no human had ever heard*)
by TesticularTorsion007 April 24, 2022
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