Mads Mikkelsen

A mystical, foreign man hailing from Denmark, Mads ( pronounced "mass," sorry no mad puns here ) Mikkelsen was originally a gymnast and actor, then began his career in acting in 1996. He's known for playing incredibly sexy bad guys and seducing people with his smokey accent, brooding looks, and hot body. Notable moments in his acting career include literally busting James Bond's balls as the bloody-eyed villain Le Chiffre, ( who is great because he has an inhaler, and yet is still a badass and a helluva creepy dude ) kicking mythical beast ass in Clash of the Titans, and most recently, eating rude people as the cleverly-named Dr. Hannibal ( totally rhymes with Cannibal ) Lecter. He actively steals the reproductive organs of both dudes and dudettes on Tumblr, in particular. He speaks four languages, is pretty much always named the #1 hottest guy in Denmark, and he's sweet and humble as can be. When asked what scares him, he replied: "I don't like big lines to the restrooms when I just had four beers. It scares me, really."

Mads Mikkelsen. Total badass, Bond villain, Danish dude who eats the rude.

Person 1: Did you see that French villain who busted Bond's balls?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Mads Mikkelsen?
Person 1: Yeah, I guess he was pretty mad.
Person 2: No, MADS Mikkelsen. Mads. It's his first name.
Person 1: OH, MADs. He must have been a really angry baby for his parents to name him that.
Person 2: *sighs heavily* ...rude.

by hannibalmorelikecannibal September 26, 2013

Maidan character

A pale, usually white haired woobie bishonen character who is (or at least pretends to be) very innocent and soft-spoken.
They are usually the youngest members of the group and serve as the heart, if they arent the youngest or are in a darker setting, they sometimes are (or pretend to be) dominant and manipulative and serve as the head instead, or both.

A: "I just started playing this game called Omori, Basil is such a Maidan character!"
B: "Nah, the real Maidan character is definitely Fushi from To Your Eternity."

by The Popcat November 5, 2022

james madison

Our smallest founding father and president. Kind of a dick. Wrote the federalist papers with Alexander Hamilton before siding with his boyfriend Thomas Jefferson

James Madison won't talk to me, I only called him useless what's his deal??

by Ace the Extrodinary Dipshit May 16, 2016

Madison Disease

When you're eWhoring and you sell your pictures/videos for less than a dollar each or charge less than $20 for a package

you selling a single pic for $5? you got the madison disease bro

by madisondisease August 18, 2021

Maida

Maida is the coolest person you will ever meet, she is sweet caring and the baddest bitch of all time. Maida is the type of person who would beat anybody up for their friends . If u have a friend called maida make sure u don’t lose them cause they will always be by ur side

Yo Maida isa amazing

by Hahabtn February 21, 2020

Madisyn

A girl that may look and act confident but she's actually really shy. A girl that love to sing, dance, and just in general be ENERGETIC. When with friends she's wild, crazy, and weird. But be careful she is "fragile", weak, and sensitive. If she has to she'll whoop some ASS. She'll stand up for her friends. So if you have a Madisyn... be grateful.

Girl 1: OMG girl, you shoulda been there last night!!!!!!!!!!
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: Madisyn whooped some ass last night cuz somebody was messing with her friend!!!!
Girl 2: DAMN SHE A BADASS !!!!!!!!!!!

by ML+CC May 31, 2018

MadisonTorsney

MadisonTorsney is a common rickroll. If you get someone MadisonTorsneyed or you get MadisonTorsneyed yourself, you have to immediately send €40 to Madison Torsney. I make no rules, do that.

'' MadisonTorsney! ''

'' What? ''

'' You got MadisonTorsneyed, loser ''

by MadsTorsney October 28, 2021