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Malarkey

Person 1: I am sick of the world's malarkey!
Person 2: Me too!
by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016
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malarkey

Irish-American for bullshit.

Also used by white men to describe things of untasteful nature, such as:

1. monkey-business
2. smoking marijuana
3. trespassing
4. eating all the cookies
5. girls
6. summoning Satan
7. etc...
What kind of malarkey could you be up to at these hours? Summoning the Devil?! Good grief boy!
by Liam Christ October 3, 2006
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Malarkey

The best campaign slogan catch-word to aid political suicide.
"No more malarkey" ~ Joe Biden
by slayczar December 1, 2019
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Malarkey Meter

One of President Joe Biden’s many humorous constructs, a creation used to measure the degree of bullshit spoken by a person in a given statement.
My Malarkey Meter was wailing as I listened to the dissonant Trio of Nincompoops, otherwise known as U.S. Representatives Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert and Matt Gaetz.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023
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Malarkey

Joe Biden: That's a bunch of malarkey!
by real_deal_steel_69 September 8, 2020
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malarkey

a term for bullshit, used by Dave Chappelle in his racial draft skit
excuse me...
pardon me...
good afternoon...
ahem...


WILL YOU CUT THE MALARKEY! I'M TALKING! THERE'S A WHITE MAN TALKING HERE!
silencio.
OONGAAWA!!!
by q jones April 19, 2004
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Darky Malarkey

When a sheltered Caucasian man tries to act “hood
“You ain’t be able to live on these streets cuh, this ain’t no darky malarkey” -A White Man from Maryland
by FenTheGoat September 5, 2023
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