P.M.S

Post Masturbatory Sadness - The feeling of immense guilt, self loathing, and sadness that conventiently follows a rigorous masturbation session.

Phil - "Why so down in the dumps Dan?"
Dan - "My parents are out of town so naturally I'm suffering from a little P.M.S."

by Larry Crowne August 31, 2013

P.M.S

Abbreviation for Pissy Male Syndrome. Guys get p.m.s too!

My boyfriend has P.M.S

by Lauramarielive.com April 17, 2016

P.M.S.

Post movie stretch: That soothing, almost unavoidable stretch you have to do after watching a movie.

Guy 1 stretches and accidentally hits Guy 2.
Guy 2: "Dude, what was that about?"
Guy 1: "Sorry man, just doin' my P.M.S."

by Shifter027 November 1, 2010

p.m.s.trionics

When a woman throws a wobbler at a guy for no reason other than the fact she has the painters in or is about to...

"She went crazy, I couldn't work it out ... then I did the math ... p.m.s.trionics, I guess."

by Freakstone October 9, 2007

P M S

A triangle strong enough not to break even when you've seemed to hit rock bottom & mess up. A group of friends that will never leave your side & always love you no matter what.

No girl, I will love you always, were P M S.

by Mama Bragz June 28, 2009

P.M.S.

Post Menstral Syndrome. Affecting mostly men, the unknown amount of time after Pre Menstral Syndrome where people are still afraid to speak or mistep in fear of the wrath of the lady of the house.

Friend#1: Look at Bill sitting there on the couch. quietly watching Twilight and not saying a word. He hates that crap why is he just taking it?

Friend #2 He must have P.M.S.

by jordan, Kyle November 19, 2010

P.M.S.

P.M.S is a abbreviation used during text-messaging and IM conversations meaning; Pretty Much the Same

Guy1- What are you doing?

Guy2- Not much, you?

Guy1- Oh well P.M.S., I've had a pretty uneventful day.

Guy2- Oh?! That's cool, I guess

by Freddy P. January 28, 2008