M*A*S*H

was a book and a movie BEFORE it was a "hit TV series." Both of these were just as entertaining, if not more so (in their own mediums).

M*A*S*H starred Donald Sutherland, Elliott Gould, Sally Kellerman, Tom Skerritt, and Robert Duvall.

by blackfish September 1, 2006

M.A.T.H

Miserable
Atrocious
Tedious
Hateful
These are the qualities of Math.

"Alright kids, what does math stand for?"
"M.A.T.H stands for Miserable Atrocious Tedious Hateful."

by The Real NerdMysteria January 29, 2018

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.

Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!

by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016

M*A*S*H*

A show about the Korean War that was on for atleast 3 times the actual length of the Korean War.

Sherman T Potter was a pimp.

by Henke September 19, 2005

M.A.S.H.

Mansion
Apartment
Shack
House

A popular kids' game where by picking 5 boy/girls' names, 5 cars, 5 car colors, 5 jobs, 5 locations, 5 different numbers of kids, and your "favorite number." Under all these lists you put Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House. Count with your "favorite number," marking off an item as you hit that number, until one of each list is left. You should have your husband/wife, # of kids, car, car color, job, location, and type of house you live in. Purely entertainment of course.

Guy 1:"Dude I played M.A.S.H. last night!!!"
Guy 2:"You're like what....15? A little old for that aren't you???"

by Flamescream February 4, 2006

M*A*S*H-turbating

Masturbating to the movie or television show M*A*S*H.

Person 1: "Hey, I noticed there was a box of tissues next to the living room TV and your complete series box set of M*A*S*H was out. You weren't..."

Person 2: "Yes, I was M*A*S*H-turbating."

by Mr.ChrisHansen October 23, 2012

M.A.T.H

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

clone3469: math is hard!
clone6845: why arnt you clueless? thats why it stands for mental abuse to humans (M.A.T.H.)!!!!! duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PIGGYWISDOM March 8, 2013