Lump

short or stocky person
with a very wide base or body structure

Friend 1:Man, that dude is huge.
Friend 2: Yea, he's a lump

by fido67 May 17, 2011

Lump

A dog with an insatiable desire to chase moving vehicles. Has been run over by a minivan, an SUV, a Kenworth (18 wheeler), and a Harley Davidson.

Come here, Lump, you fat manatee.

by Anonymous the Poster June 18, 2003

Lump

An acronym for "land under my penis" referring to one's own testicles.

boy: Would you like to feel my lump?
girl: eww, no way

by GreatClips March 5, 2010

Lump

A lump is a large bump caused in pants when a man/boy/transvestite gets a boner and tries to hide it. Hence forming a large lump that makes the zipper go all funny.

Oh my cock! Look at Harold's lump. I didn't know sex ed videos could do that.

by Morgasm May 26, 2004

Lump

A word The jew crew ususes most of the time when playing halo 2. They call pple who jump around and are suspected of cheating, "lumps"

Omg U lump, I shot u like a billion times with the smg, and u still did'nt die.

by Latino boy March 4, 2005

Lump

A lump of hashish

Customer- when can i get that lump
Dealer- When I get my money

by guwan September 6, 2008

Lump

A word used to replace any word in any sentence.

"I lump you"
"Go lump yourself"
"That lady is lumpy"

by metallicmagic1989 June 21, 2006