Lumberjacking

When defacating, the act of cutting short your faeces before you are finished, usually due to interuption.

"dude, yesterday I was dropping a hot steamy log and just as I was getting to the thick of it the UPS guy arrived and I had to lumberjack it!"

"there's two hobos fighting outside?! I'll be right there! I'm lumberjacking it!"

by Guyxander August 19, 2009

Lumberjacking

When a guy (or girl) hooks up with another girl and swaps his dip in her mouth.

'You can keep some of that skoal, baby, cause we're Lumberjacking'

by H&H Bagels April 21, 2009

Lumberjacking

Launching your snot out of one nostril while pressing shut the other nostril with your pointer finger. "Typically" performed outside and aimed towards the ground!

After I was lumberjacking near the sideline, my nose was clear enough to breath again. So then I returned to the hockey game.

by cheetofrito April 2, 2009

Lumberjacking

the process of jerking off with both your left and right hands.

Your regular guy; "Man last night I was masturbating!"
A cool cat; "Oh yea? Last night I was Lumberjacking and I've never felt so ambidextrous!"

by Mr. Butts April 21, 2008

Lumberjack

Euphemism for someone who drops a huge, usually long, piece of shit. As a lumberjack lays logs, this person laid their log into the toilet.

Aww dude, couldn't you flush the toilet?

I did, but the log was too long go down.

You lumberjack!

by Eddy April 14, 2007

Lumberjack

The practice of defecating a large sturdy floater, admiring said poopsicle and urinating on it. A well aimed healthy stream of urine causes the "log" to roll.

Popularized by the Iraqui war veteran Darrell "J.R." Salzman (born 1979), a champion logroller and an Iraq War veteran.

"Hey, Moonshine Jimmy!"
"Whats happening, Prune Juice Doyle?"
"You sure were in the outhouse for quite a spell, eh?"
"Yep. Squeaky George let out a 13 inch floater and we were having a hell of a time lumberjacking!"

by *samIam* January 17, 2012

lumberjack

To fuck over an entire fanbase by writing, producing, and airing a television series finale episode so poor that even a union of hookers think it sucks more than they do. Named after the surprise regarding protagonist Dexter Morgan's fate at the end of the series finale of television show Dexter.

I was eagerly anticipating a fantastic conclusion to this series...but I got lumberjacked. We all got lumberjacked.

by Gervasex September 24, 2013