Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi

A fictional Italian immigrant (invented by the talkradar podcast) who smells heavily of olive oil and fettucini. He is known for his heavy build, heavier breathing and oversize somewhat smollen phalanges that resemble sausages and his own genitalia. The only thing heavier than the olive oil he uses to style his hair is his new jersy accent. As for atire he wares only the finest in glass pants and spaghetti and sweat stained plain white T-shirts. He was put into power by Norwegian King Herald V as the keeper of the shrew's. He suffers from recurring heart failures but carriers emergency electrodes with him to combat the failures when they occure.

Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi has been known to: tire after running, tire after walking up stairs, tire after reading, tire after rasing children, tire after getting out of bed tire after walking, eating several servings of shrew based meat sauce without pasta, he is famous for secreating a delicious high fat substance that has been syntheticly replicated for use in the American fast food industry and most notebly for it's application to twinkies during the 1980's.

by midget giraffe January 2, 2010

Lumbard

Someone who is brave enough to simply kill his enemies with kindness and shares his prosperity with those who support his visions.

He's so determined to succeed, the negativity isn't even on his radar. He must be a lumbard.

by Quipsta June 2, 2018

lombardy

A lombardy is when a male uses his erect/flacid penis to slap a female or male in the face or any other place on his/her body. Can be used as a joke or as part of foreplay. Greek origin (lombardicus erectus)

Oh shit, did you just see Peter North lombardy that ho in her face???
Tim is passed out, you should lombardy him. It's going to be hilarious.

by Alex Benitez July 3, 2008

Lambardy

(n.) lam-bar-dee- a rampage of rabid lambs

The lambardy chased the sheperd out of the gate.

by blakiechi September 6, 2009

lumbardicked

WHENever you have a fat penis but your balls haven’t dropped. Kinda like playing the packers and jumping into the stands, however you are can’t score a touchdown. So you will never be able to do the “lombardi leap” into the stands.

After a promising doctor’s visit i was thinking my whole life’s journey would be heard, however i was lumbardicked and now my dreams are even more narrow than before.

by jadynpruitt July 23, 2024