Lolism is a monotheistic religion which worships one patriarchal all-powerful Glold. The Holy Book of Lolism is the Biblole, from the Greek word Biblolios, which translates to 'Book', although technically the Biblole is not one book but indeed 69 books. Unlike Christianity, there are no different denominations of Lolism because the Glold was smart enough to avoid writing contradictions in the Biblole.
One basic tenet of Lolism is that Alvin Lolee was the messiah and died for our sins. Those who do not have faith in him will be totally lolwned in His second coming.
- The first prophets of Lolism came from the ancient lands of www.worthlessforums.com
- The first church of Lolism is at www.stopdropandlol.com
One basic tenet of Lolism is that Alvin Lolee was the messiah and died for our sins. Those who do not have faith in him will be totally lolwned in His second coming.
- The first prophets of Lolism came from the ancient lands of www.worthlessforums.com
- The first church of Lolism is at www.stopdropandlol.com
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He said some things about Laufey that could k!ll all the innocent people in this world.
Her favourite hobby is staying awake all night trying to make edits on ae instead of sleeping #editorsdream
They admitted Khonshu is hot (true) and supports mine and @khonshusfurry's love for him.
He's a literal criminal, he downloaded first am pro for free and now ae.
They've awakened the h0rny demon inside of me by creating the gc (yes it's all their fault).
THEY SIMP FOR HARROW (be ashamed of yourself).
She doesn't appreciate the NSFW Thorki fanarts😔 #justiceforViola
I feel like they would be a giraffe as an animal for some reasons, or maybe a raccoon.
I'm also sure that the purple teletubby was him for some reasons.
They have a strange obsession with saying that Loki looks gay in the weird Loki fanarts.
Idk why but I feel like they enjoy making children cry.
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Someone who uses a term or a gesture typically reserved for or used by the character Liz Lemon on 30 Rock.
She's always using the lizisms, "What the What" and "Blerg" just like Tina Fey's character, Liz Lemon, uses on 30 Rock.
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noun
a semi ironic ideology, that holds hatred for non-jewish (goyische) white people, and believes in jewish supremacy.
-many white supremacists believe that all jews are loxists.
-some jews have taken the phrase and used it ironically. it can be used unironically, rarely.
noun
a semi ironic ideology, that holds hatred for non-jewish (goyische) white people, and believes in jewish supremacy.
-many white supremacists believe that all jews are loxists.
-some jews have taken the phrase and used it ironically. it can be used unironically, rarely.
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