Loyola Senoir High school located in the heart of towson. The full boy school with the motto of "Men for Others" lives up to this simply homo erotic slogan. Most of the guys in the closet tend to hide behind the partly shaggy hair, the pink shirts, and leather lofers. If you do not own some form of SUV you are shot on location in the parking lot, and if no "loyola" or "roll dons roll" logo is placed on the rear window you are manditorily whipped infront of all to see. Your mom must drive a suburban and if you have a sister she must go to maryvale or NDP. Dating hold other guidlines including; must be anorexic, must tan daily, MUST attend private school or dad must make over 100,000 a year, ribbons must be worn and jewlery oversized. Kairos is just a big circle jerk of guys finding thier "inner selfs" or their roomies asshole. If you dont play a sport you are seen as a loser, and if you dont get into college you must be kicked out to local public schools (see Dulaney). Hence when you enter college (VT, MD, or JHU the only frat you allowed to join is one with other loyola boys. Get comfy because after you marry your NDP/MVP girlfriend the cycle begins again and you will liveout your only high school sports career through them.
Hey which one of those lacrosse teams is in the lead?
Loyola, but they got banned because the ran a drug test and they are all coke heads
Loyola, but they got banned because the ran a drug test and they are all coke heads
by ahme April 23, 2005
The best all boys' school in history. The boys are the hottest guys on the face of the earth. Their "sister school" is Notre Dame Preparatory School (NDP). Both of the schools are located in Maryland.
But remember, LOYOLA GUYS ARE HOT!!
But remember, LOYOLA GUYS ARE HOT!!
by Kati - 6th Grade NDP Student May 04, 2005
One of the few "schools" defined on Urbandicitonary.com in which there are more positive definitions than negative.
by Squeed March 12, 2005
Well basically, anyone that goes to St. Francis is a douche bang and or rainbow kisser. With that being said, it should be noted that they also bite the dick in soccer and that anyone who goes to that school was not intelligent enough to go to Loyola, hence, the beginning of the so-called rivalry. However, it is only jealously on the part of the St. Francis Jizz Javelins that they were too stupid to get into Loyola and Loyola is only happy to remind them. With that being said, considering the queer nuggets from St. Francis will most likely be to unintelligent to comprehend this beautiful array or words, you should take it upon yourself to remind them on a daily basis.
St. Francis Jizz Javelin: "dudee, our footbawl teem rocks and we like gott a stadeum and evverythang fer it cuz wee wonn like div. 29 but theen we nevar won again so thay gave it soccerr. oh man i cant spell. im going to go rape a child and kill myself."
by thefritobandito April 01, 2005
A high school located in Los Angeles. The school that all cool kids go to. The school that beats St. Francis in football and soccer and every other sport. Most kids who are not accepted at Loyola are not cool enough or are dumber then a rock and probably suck at life, so they go to St. Francis or Harvard Westlake where sucking dick and sucking at life are normal. St. Francis recently lost to Loyola in football because their kicker missed a 20-something yard kick to put the game into overtime because he was a little bitch. Loyola also has the best dances in which girls outnumber the guys 4 to 1. Most hott girls like Loyola Cubs and not St. Francis Jizz Javelins. St. Francis male students usually go on to live in San Francisco or move to Massachusetts where they marry each other
Most homos, raibow kissers, dumb shits, retards, phisically and mentally incapable people go to St. Francis. Most successful people probably went to Loyola.
Loyola is the best at all sports especially Football, Soccer, Basketball, Cross Country, Track, Diving, Water Polo, Swimming, and Lacrosse(thats all the sports) and are way smarter then guys who go to St. Francis.
Loyola is the best at all sports especially Football, Soccer, Basketball, Cross Country, Track, Diving, Water Polo, Swimming, and Lacrosse(thats all the sports) and are way smarter then guys who go to St. Francis.
by a really cool guy that goes to loyola January 30, 2008
A loyalist left-hand path hench, mobster, or hitman that uses underhanded tactics from the shadows, such as double-garroting or poisons or occultism of some kind.
Brett Bajara is one of Kissenger's loyola; always available at a moment's notice to jump on a private jet and fly halfway around the world to fix any problem.
by negutits November 19, 2017
the pussy as school in towson, maryland. all the whiny bitches go there to whack off dudes. calvert hall guys always kick the asses of loyola guys
hott chick: what school do you go to?
loyola fag: loyola
hott chick: eww, go suck a cock, fag, i want some kick ass calvert hall kids
loyola fag: loyola
hott chick: eww, go suck a cock, fag, i want some kick ass calvert hall kids
by eric pretending this is nico van den berg May 10, 2005