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Lowe's apron

The golden standard of workskenship, class, prestige, and honor. Obtained only by being blessed and honored to work at Lowe's
I hung up my Lowe's apron in the rafters, I hope that isn't bragging too much.
by Rim Job Pubes March 12, 2017
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Lowe's gardening section

a sacred place of solitude, plants included
guy 1: hey wanna go to Lowe's gardening section tomorrow?
guy 2: yeah lets do it!
by lowes_customer October 10, 2021
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all time lowe's

my toilet broke, so i had to go to all time lowe's
by lifedeathandbeyond February 13, 2015
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Shawn lowe

Founded by Guyskins, origins only known by the founded fathers. Virtually replaced the word 'lowe' this new phrase can be used to express anger and disappointment.
'that was the last paper bro'

'bruv, Shawn lowe'
by thexy69420 March 4, 2021
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lowest form of life

Concerning human beings, the worst of the worst. spineless, backstabbing, two faced individuals, combined with the most modicum of intelligence.
They often end up as middle managers of popular food chains, or jailers. They are useful at always having good information on who the scapegoat of the day is, but not to be trusted alone with pets or children.

The most defining attribute of such a person is a natural illusiveness they dont seem even to be aware of.

Its that person who seems well enough accepted by all and yet you feel ill at ease when they are around.
If you want to see the lowest form of life on earth, just go hang around a prison during shift change.

Mark Twain
by Jackrabbitup December 4, 2016
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The down lowest

A term coined by correctional psychiatrists in Chicago, IL to describe the practice of middle-aged, closeted gay men of lower socioeconomic status (SES) who cruise local forest preserves, pausing to back their cars into parking spaces while listening to Polish Club Music before generating powerful pheromones which are detectable by the desperate at a distance of 5Km.
This behavior contrasts that of their uncloseted, high SES brethren who are only shamed by secret yearnings to wear a cardigan and their inability to travel comfortably in a domestic vehicle. These high SES anglers troll the waters of art gallery openings and liberal fundraising events with strict size/bag limits, though self-tanning fume intoxication and association with bands whose names end with “!” have been documented as factors contributing to intermittent quality plunges in partner choice.
H: "Dr. Smith lost it all after they put that kiddie porn charge on him. They seized his assets, the trophy wife left, and now he's driving a Pinto."

L: "Is he in denial concerning his sexual identity?"

H: "Naw, he just made the transition from the down low to the down lowest."

L: "With that car, you should counsel him on the dangers of rear-end collisions."

H: "You're so concrete."
by sophiataavi December 18, 2012
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at the lowest point of my life rn

a comment on a video called "Sleepover With Your Dominant Girl Best Friend ASMR Sleep Help/Teasing/Pinned Down/Soft Spoken" with over 11k+ likes at the time i'm writing this. became viral after some shitpost pages recognized the comment and turned it into a meme.
At the lowest point of my life rn

Update: it got lower
by deathseeq August 25, 2023
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