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louis armstrong 

Another word for a rusty trombone: when a girl gives a man a rim job and reaches around to jag him off simultaneously. Very often when the woman pulls her lips off the ass, a rusty colored residue is left behind. Since Louis Armstrong was rust-colored and played a wind instrument, and a girl needs to be "arm-strong", this term is extra appropriate.
Janet gave me a Louis Armstrong last night that made me shoot my load to the far wall.
louis armstrong by Glennus March 13, 2008
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Louis Armstrong's - What a wonderful world! 

The song you should listen too, when you feel like there's nothing to live for, when you start feeling that life ain't all that beautiful.
Yesterday, I'd planned to kill myself, and just when I was about to hang myself, the radio played Louis Armstrong's - What a wonderful world! and listening to the radio play that song, I just couldn't.

Louis Armstrong Impression 

The pinnacle of HMHS band culture.
Wanna hear my Louis Armstrong Impression”
“No!”
“I smoke two packs a dayyyyyyyy”

A Louis Armstrong 

A Louis Armstrong (also known as ‘A Lu-ee’) is when 7 or more guys perform a Rusty Trombone on each other creating a full circle. Basically a human centipede rusty trombone. It’s a win/win for everybody, nobody misses out. Note: If less than 7 try to attempt this, they may get sore necks.
Corey: Hey guys, what are we doing tonight?
Glen: Fuck all planned. How bout we do a Louis Armstrong?
Brad: Fuck yes, count me in cunts!
Corey: I’ll call Travis and get him to bring Fred, Kizza, Neil and Stringy over.
Brad: I fucking love a good old Lu-ee. I’m about to shit bricks I’m so pumped.
Glen: For fuck sake Brad, save the shitting for after the Louis Armstrong.
Corey: Ok, all done. The other cunts will be here in 30 minutes.
Glen: Sweet. I bags not going behind Fred, that cunt farted a fuckton of gas into my mouth last time.
A Louis Armstrong by bwa bellend February 19, 2018

Louie Armstrong 

When someone inserts their tongue deep into a male anus and gives him an exceptionally rapid stroking reacharound at the same time.

*same as Rusty Trombone but with alot more passionate effort.
Sally:Sara,why do you have a corn nut in the corner of your mouth?

Sara:Oh,I just gave my boyfriend John a Louie Armstrong style rusty trombone,do you want to go shopping at walmart now?

The Louie Armstrong

The act of extending the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis up over the head to one's lips followed by blowing a lungfull into the cavity between the foreskin and the penis, thus creating a natural balloon effect.
She doesn't like to suck my dick, but she'll give me The Louie Armstrong until the cows come home.
The Louie Armstrong by MonkeyHustler December 28, 2007

The Louie Armstrong

The act of dirty tromboning with a twist. Add in sucking on a fart and you've got a Louie Armstong
This chick was tongue punching my fart box and I gave her The Louie Armstrong.