Portable Potty Lotty

The time when someone stands in front of a row of portable toilets or "Johns" and must gamble on which one seems the most sanitary. This is much like a "lottery" which is why it is referred to as a "Portable Potty Lotty".

Mary really had to play the Portable Potty Lotty when she approached the concerts portable toilets. She ended up winning by selecting the one toilet that had not been defecated in.

Gary lost the Portable Potty Lotty because as he stepped into his portable toilet he released a loud shriek. He exited with poo all over his pants and shoes. Poor gary, maybe next time you'll win the Portable Potty Lotty.

by The True Shannigan August 18, 2009

thotty lotty

Commonly used in the UK to describe a girl who is a bit on the large side but also be considerred a thot. Can also be used for guys with excessive man boobage and stomach.

Yo bruv, should we hit up mcdonalds soon?
Damn crispy grant, u finna turn into Thotty Lotty

by WhackBoi November 15, 2016

Ho lotta lizard

And obese hooker who works truck lots.

Wonda Wonderpig was a Ho Lotta lizard, who worked off the lots on I-40.

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Ally Lotti

When a person refers to someone as their “Ally Lotti” it means their soulmate

Yo man I think I found my “Ally Lotti”

by Instinxtz November 23, 2020

NBA Lottery

The practice of a cleat chaser having sex with NBA players with the intention of getting pregnant, possibly to get wifed-up, but at the least to hit up the player for child support, which she will use to support her own lifestyle, rather than the kid's.

Kelli has been smashed by everyone on the Lakers and half the Clippers. She must be tryna hit the NBA Lottery.

by Bokolis August 25, 2013

coinstar lottery

The subsequent elation and unfettered spending garnered by the newfound wealth one acquired by dragging an overfilled change jar down to the local Coinstar machine.

After paying bills and buying gas, Drew was feeling broke until he won the Coinstar Lottery.

Bo was buying rounds of drinks like he won the Coinstar lottery.

Melissa's 'night in' changed to her 'night out' after she won the Coinstar lottery.

by thePhatMan July 7, 2008

Lotto Noodle

- An awesome name for a mobile app that Urban Dictionary editors won't approve simply because they suck ass.
- An awesomely fun mobile app for lottery players that accepts any string (aka noodle) and gives you numbers for the lottery 6/49, LottoMax and Powerball numbers based on your noodle (and) your GPS location.

John: Hey, give me some lucky numbers to play the lottery tonite.
Joe: Why don't you download "Lotto Noodle"? It'll give you numbers for anything aka noodle you'd like.
John: Like what I had for breakfast? or who I had sex with last?
Joe: Sure, it also gives you numbers based on your noodle combined with your GPS location so that it's unique to you.

by Lotto Noodle Corp. December 21, 2014