Lord of the Rings

Lord of the Rings is an amazing trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien. Lord of the Rings takes place in Middle Earth. Frodo Baggins is a Hobbit and he lives in Shire with his uncle, Bilbo Baggins. One day a grey wizard visits them and sends Frodo and his friends on a giant adventure, to save Middle Earth. In Hobbit his uncle, Bilbo finds a golden,powerful ring in the Misty Mountains while he was on an adventure with Gandalf, the wizard and the dwarves. Frodo needs to take the ring and throw it in the Mountain of Doom of Mordor where Sauron's eye rules. Will they make it alive? Or will someone die? Find out while watching the movies or reading the books!

I reccomend reading the books first and after watching the movies :)
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the most incredible fantasy books ever written. written by J.R.R. Tolkien the most amazing fantasy writer ever.
I love Lord of the Rings.
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Violent and stormy weather, similar to the conditions faced by those little Hobbit guys as they trekked across Mordor looking for that damn ring.
Better take a raincoat if you're headed outside. It's pretty Lord of the Rings out there.
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An overrated trilogy in both book and movie form. It is an extremely boring trilogy that has been made into 3 hour movies that drag on and are impossible to watch.

Only the huge nerds can sit through a Lord of the Rings movie. For a normal person, it's impossible.
Nerd: "Hey, have you seen the Lord of the Rings?"
Normal Guy: "I tried to. I couldn't watch more than an hour."
Nerd: "OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!? IT'S SO AMAZING OMG YOU'RE SO STUPID!!! BEST MOVIES EVER!
Normal Guy: "Nice nerdgasm dude. Peace."
by Infinite-X June 23, 2011
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A trilogy written by J.R.R. Tolkien, fantasy set in a place called Middle Earth, which is inhabited by hobbits and the like. While in high school in the early 70s, many of my fellow stoners were heavily into this trilogy and its precursor, The Hobbit. Led Zeppelin made references to it in a few of their songs, and Robert Plant was a known Tolkien enthusiest. This, of course, made it required reading for any self-respecting hippie, but I was strictly a poser when it came to this and other stoner sci-fi or fantasy, and after about the first 50 pages of the first book The Fellowship of the Ring, I found it too boring to read on.
In the 70s, the more cerebral stoners were into reading The Lord of the Rings.
by Woody Thomas July 27, 2008
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1)An arse lovin, poo punchin, butt stabbing, fudge packing professional
2) How your asshole feels after pebble dashing the porclain telephone following a very hot and spicy bitch of a curry.
1)Getcha dick outta my ass dammit, I ain't no fricken Lord of the Rings.
2) Holy shit I think something died up there, my ass is on fire. Feel like Lord of the Rings (see defination 1.).
by Big Babycakes May 17, 2006
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The ultimate accomplishment for a male against that of the female species. Used when denoting completed sexual acts against either a girlfriend or other female relation, and only claimed when the 3 key rings have been conquered (vag, anal, gobby) or other combo of 3 where the shape of entrance forms an O (Ring).
Person 1: Hey man! my bitch finally let me travel down to brown town
Person 2: HAHAHA nice, your definitely the Lord of the Rings bro!
by MasterOfNothing May 09, 2008
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