Lord Farquaad

A person with an extremely long chin, freckles and black short but wavy hair.

Person 1; That guy reminds me of someone... big chin.. short.. black hair..
Person 2; LORD FARQUAAD!!!
-both burst into laughter

by lololannabelle November 18, 2014

Lord Farquaad

A tiny trap with a Karen haircut A total ass

lord farquaad is such a Karen

by HailRussia September 28, 2019

LORD FARQUAAD

the unrivaled emperor of the universe he rules with a tiny fist and all follow him though some loose sight of him cause he's kinda small and sneaky

I just wish I had someone to follow *INSERT LORD FARQUAAD*

by SkRt GaNg09 June 9, 2018

Lord Farquaad energy

Influential, aggressive males under 5'7. Value respect and allegiance above all else. Often hard-working and aggressive as an outcome of compensation. When you come across one, you can just tell: their favorite character in the film Shrek is Lord Farquaad.

An attractive trait if monitored. Despotic if left unchecked.

Fiona: His empire is hot but his insecurity is not.
Lucy: He's got serious Lord Farquaad Energy.

by nolandc August 13, 2019

Lord Farquaad n Squad

A group of people, whom posses an extreme hate towards ham sandwiches, consists of people named Ikra, Zahra, Aminah, Jasmine and Erin. Of course, not to forget, the leader - Lord Farquaad.

Person 1: Gee, I do hate ham, don't you Zahra?
Person 2: Omg yes Ikra.
Person 3: Yes b
Person 1 & 2: Shut up Aminah Lord Farquaad n Squad are gonna kick you out.

by Lord Farquaad n Squad December 9, 2016

Lord Farquaad

An amazing person who is our leader

oh look, Lord farquaad is over there, he is so amazing and sexy

by .lord_farquaad_ June 11, 2020

Lord Farquaad

A young man compensating for something, usually claims to be 5’9’’ when everyone knows it to be false.

Lord Farquaad over there just said he was going to ‘torch my shit’ but I don’t think he could torch a cigarette.

by Dangerlazer November 29, 2024