LOON

a LOON is to "Laugh Out Of Nose". When people say LOL or to "Laugh Out Loud", most of the time they actually LOON. Think about next time you supposedly LOL, I bet you will actually LOON.

"loon!! i just saw some girl fall down the stairs"

simply respond to a funny text with "loon"

by Sergeant832 October 24, 2011

loon

1.A bird of somesort that people keep telling me of...
2. a crazy idiotic person who likes to rant.

Lyss: "Yeah, I saw a loon the other day.."
Kali: "...a crazy peep? Uhm.. that's.. nice..."
Lyss: "No! It's a bird!"
Kali: "O...kay? Uhm.. *coughs* OH!!! Did I mention my weird obsession for the E.D.B's of D.?"
Lyss: " *sweatdrops* no... you loon.."
Kali: "....I'MA CRAZY.. BIRD...BRAINED.... thingy? ...WHOO-HOO!!!! I mean.. YEE HAW!!!"
Lyss: "X.x;"
Kali: "...*coughs* so.. did you read my journal? ^-^"
Lyss: "Yes.. god you write a lot.. you loon! @.@;"
Kali: "Aheheheh.. ^^;"

by Omajinai December 18, 2003

Loon

A straight or curious male, that is sexually excited by a Drag Queen, Crossdresser or Tranny. They will hunt them out discreetly whether it be online or at a club. normally to receive or give sexual pleasure for the targeted queen, crossie or tranny

Oh Genel, look at that guy, fussing all over you, he is such a Loon.

by Kitty_D December 20, 2008

loon

Slang for masturbating

"stop looning twig!"

by Gaz July 17, 2003

loon

Loon is a straight man who has a fixation or attraction to or with Drag Queens or Transsexual men (men who dress as women). Also known as a Tranny Chaser

Shane is such a loon, a real tranny chaser...

by Ciaran82 January 11, 2008

loon

To self pleasure

Im going to have a loon, ill be back in a min.

by Wehay July 17, 2003

loon

Something funny. Something ignorant and rude but completely awesome.

Hitting that guy with a soda was fucking loon!

by four hundred February 18, 2008