Looch

Noun. The sound poop makes when it hits the water. A loocher is anything that makes that sound. Calling someone a loocher is calling them shit.

I was taking a crap when I heard this loud looch and my ass was wet from the splash back.

by Teammillunzi February 18, 2009

Looch

Opposite of a chode, a pencil dick. Sometimes up to 2 meters in length, like an acorn tied to a string.

That guy has the longest fuckin' looch I ever seen!

Donald hanged himself with his own looch.

He aggressively cut cake with his looch.

donald looch cake meter acorn

by StuGasaurus March 31, 2015

Looch

To spit or drool saliva either on purpose or involuntarily.

1 Gross man he is looching all over his shirt.

2 Stay way from me, don´t looch on me! Freaking sick-o!

3 I hate cowboy hicks, they're always loochin' tobacco all over the place.

by Kuerno May 23, 2008

looch

to imbibe with pleasure: beer or pot

hey, lemme looch that joint
another beer already? you are loochin it down

by j(tougher than nails)t December 29, 2008

looch

another name for gin and tonic

why don't you go and have yourself a looch

by bob marley August 17, 2003

Looched

1. The art of having a theory and/or rumor debunked in extremely short and swift fashion by the Looch or his staff of minions. 2. A swift banning at the hands of Billy Liucci of the Marron and White Report at texags.com

Trick brought some info to Texags in the hopes of stirring up the masses and got his ass looched.

by Bonfire 1996 September 28, 2008

Looching

The phrase "Looching" can be used in place of many common verbs. It is most commonly used when refering to sexual acts or other satisfying actions.

You have to put in a lot of work before you Looch her.

I didn't get your telephone call, I was too busy Looching.

Did you see how they lost that game? They got Looched!

by What's a Chuck Liddel? October 20, 2007