The Lon

When a sexual partner sticks your own finger(s) in your own asshole, against your will, during sex; generally occurs in the 'doggy style' position. Also known as Lonned and Lonning.

"We we're getting it on in the car last night when he flipped me over and gave me 'The Lon'."

by Nanzi October 12, 2013

LON

Laughing Out No

Guy #1: yo im so gay ass cheeks ahha
Guy #2: LON

by come here little boy January 28, 2003

Lon Lon Milk

A drink containing THC that will get you high asf. This drink is made by boiling bongs in milk so the resin will dissolve into the milk. This is usually done by desperate people.

"Hey after we smoke the rest of this bowl, would you like to make a gallon of lon lon milk?"

by Rub3rpu3r June 8, 2021

lonned

Of or pertaining to misfortune.

Variations include:
lon
lonning
lonnie
lonning around (completely different meaning)

1. Gerry and Gerry got lonned when they were traveling on the way to the "thing" and they got lost in the desert and Gerry ended up killing the other Gerry.

by Roost3r July 8, 2005

lons

A tiny little asshole who has man titties.

I swear he has bigger titts than he he’s a lons.

by Yamamahoezzzzz June 3, 2020

Ham lon

Vietnamese words describing something or someone that is nasty, annoying, unwanted.

A: why don't you hang out with us anymore?
B. Because you go with Le, she is so "ham lon." (Hãm lồn)

by Hoa Phuong Tim February 5, 2019

thang lon

Vietnamese curse word meaning "Pussy ass Boy"

Du ma thang lon nay

(Fuck you pussy ass boy)

by Phame September 6, 2016