lonk

n. a word used to describe a person when debating between saying loser and punk.

guy 1: dude, stop acting like that.

guy 2: like what?
guy 1: like a frickin lonk...

by lonk1 July 12, 2011

Lonk

Another word for Portkey. You know, that thing in Harry Potter that people use when they're too lazy to use brooms.

Tis also a rather retarded, but amusing spelling of 'link'

M: OMG NEKKID SYLAR!
J: WHERE? 8D LONK, PLZ.

by MellyBoot XD June 22, 2008

Lonk

A descriptive word used to call cool people.

Stu: Hey Paula you and Lesley are lonks!
Paula: Yes we're a right pair of lonkers!

by Bigstoo December 14, 2008

Lonk

Derived From "Longth"

Lonk is the name for your penis regardless of it's size.

She's gonna get the full Lonk mate.

Hey baby you think you can fit this lonk in your mouth?

by Longth November 28, 2018

Lonk

A famous Mii made by some random guy on the Internet.

Guy 1: I call Link!
Guy 2:I'm Young Link!
Guy 3: And I'm Toon Link, so Guy 4 is Lonk.
Guy 4: But I'm ALWAYS Lonk!

by TheCookieGuy February 13, 2019

Lonk

Also known as "The Hero of Pennsylvania". Lonk is one of the many incarnations of Link. Cannonically speaking, lonk is the strongest and most powerful Link just by his ability to kill enemies with only throwing them off camera. The rest of his powers are a mistery, but it is said that he even hid the triforce inside a chest offscreen so ganon would die if he tried to get it.

"Lonk is the most powerful Link"

-Shigeru Miyamoto

by Heroofpennsylvania July 27, 2019

lonk

some dumb memespelling of link. nintendo, YA DONE F**KED UP.

LOnk is mad because all teh games have zilda in the title. BUT NOT LONK.

by lonkboi-ish November 9, 2019