loni

such a cool person pretty and hot asf best gf ever

"look it's loni my gf"

by dfglkjhdgfn November 10, 2020

Loni

This girl is very nice once you get to know her, but she can be very misleading to you or your feelings, she doesn’t understand someone’s feelings even when they explain it, she is some what loyal when she is in love, she puts herself first at all times, and doesn’t express herself in ways you’d like, I know she gets you mad but you always end up forgiving her because you love her and her personality is so attracting, she is deciding over this one boy, but might mislead his feelings and “cares” about him

“She broke up w me but 10 mins before she said she loved me forever”

“Fuck man she is such a loni”

by DeathGrimReaper101 October 29, 2019

Loni

a girl who clings to another for personal gain, esp. without giving anything in return, and usually with the implication or effect of exhausting the other's resources; parasite.

I can't go anywhere today because a loni exhausted my funds.

by alienations November 15, 2010

loni

a hairy anus covered in poo particals

my anus has just become loni!!

by 61+<|-| May 13, 2008

Loni Loud

Loni Loud is a character who appeared in an episode of the Nickelodeon show “The Loud House.” Loni appeared in S1E23A “One of the Boys.” He is the male version of Leni Loud, and is the second oldest child of the genderbent Loud children at 16 years old. He has short light blonde hair, a teal shirt, a blue pair of jeans, brown shoes, and a pair of sunglasses on top of his head.

Loni Loud is so cool!

by Hotgirl_937 October 19, 2018

Shit-a-lonie

One who has a shit that comes out like a giant piece of balonie.

Damn that dump came out like a fucking Shit-a-lonie

by huxley(penis) May 3, 2005

shit-a-lonie

To describe some one who looks like shit...

Dude did you see casey today??? she looked like a piece of shit-a-lonie

by huxley(penis) May 5, 2005