Tom Longley

Usually drives a hairdressers car e.g. BMW Z4.

See that guy in the 2 seater convertible, he's a total Tom Longley

by MaryBeth321 March 16, 2019

Longkeye

Slang for how much time it takes to roll a joint eg.5 minutes
Can be used in day to day terminology

"Hey homie, I'll be back in a longkeye"
"Hey bro I asked you to call that customer back a longkeye ago"
"Im just taking bruiser out for a longkeye bro"

by Housodave February 23, 2014

Longeye

To see beyond...to see the bigger picture and throughout people's bullshit. Character who thinks for themselves and only values reality and the truth and are their own mental point of origin being that indvidual operates on slogan ''cannot help anyone until I can help myself''.

Wow we all were wrong from the start but this guy is sucha Longeye he knew what is the problem and what would happen from the start...

by TheEpicWordMaker January 19, 2021

lonkey

the feeling of absolute need for a boyfriend

i ‘ve never wanted a boyfriend more in my life
ohh so you’re lonkey today?

by phoenixiscool:) November 19, 2021

lonkey

the feeling of absolute need for a boyfriend

omgg i want a boyfriendd

do you mean you’re really lonkey?

by phoenixiscool:) November 19, 2021

Lonkey

Overall someone who is silly, goofy, and whimsical both mentally and physically

Person A: “Look at that silly boy”
Person B: “I know, what a lonkey little guy!”

by meevin March 22, 2022

Lonkey

A slang term for the act of being lonely.

Jamie felt very lonkey at Sixth Form.

by Gingerlewis0707 October 15, 2024