5 dollar foot long

1. A subway sandwich. Quite good if you put the right stuff on it.

2. A bad advertisement for a male slut.

1.
Sally: I got a great 5 dollar foot long from subway the other day!
Tanner: What was on it?
Sally: Mayo. Cheese. Turkey. Lettuce. Oil. Diabetes

2.
Patricia: I heard about the 5 dollar foot longs. I'm really horny tonight.
Clerk: Well ok ma'am, you'll be with Jaime
Jaime: Sup girrrrl. I heard you want my 5 dollar foot long.
Patricia: HELL YEAH!

by JaimeLongDick December 22, 2013

5 Dollar Foot Long

What I had in my mouth last night.

Susie had Brad's 5 dollar foot long in her mouth. Brad loved it when Susie bit into the cucumber.

by shaiwitt March 31, 2009

Five Dollar Foot Long

The new deal on sandwiches at Subway, or a really bad pornographic movie.

I bought a 12" sub for 5 dollars, and ate it while I masturbated to "Five Dollar Foot Long."

by Eck XC 69 October 31, 2008

5 dollar foot long

A really big azz dick

Rob J from Vineland has a 5 dollar foot long

by Rob J from May 21, 2008

5 Dollar Foot Long

A cheap, male prostitute.

Shaniqua: Did you see Brianna pay for that 5 dollar foot long?
Lafwanda: Yeah, she is so desperate!

by Uthyr May 29, 2014

The Five Dollar Foot Long

Verb, slang

Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.

"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."

by mrmeme56 October 11, 2019

5 dollor foot long

When you see a hot chick, and you get a boner.
You have a five dollor foot long.

"Dude, hot ass 3:00"
"Oh man, 5 dollor foot long" *does five dollor foot long hand signal*

by Faust888 April 13, 2008