Long Story 

It's what someone says when another person asks a question the other person doesn't want to explain; whether or not the explanation is long or not.

Morgan: Why do you only eat in even numbers?
Sparki: Long Story, dude.

Long Story by Sparki16755 October 1, 2008

its a long story 

a phrase when a person does not want to go into a certain subject; or speak of a certain matter.

Person 1:Hey I heard you in Jenny broke up what happened man.
Person 2: Yea its a long story.(thinks in his head:I'm getting tired of everyone asking that I don't want to talk about it what don't they get?

its a long story by Mrusername798 April 16, 2010

long story, no plot 

A euphemism used when a story's actual details are too complicated to understand, or too embarassing to get into, or just too boring to bother with wasting the other person's time.

"Why did you two break up?"
"Long story, no plot."

long story, no plot by Alexandra August 6, 2004

it's a long story 

Said when they ask you something you don't have time to explain

Hey, aren't you at school?

Not today. It's a long story.

it's a long story by Simon The Great And Howling One January 14, 2008

long story short 

to summarize a longer story (short for to make a long story short)

Yes, but long story short you need to work harder.

long story short by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2008

long story medium 

A midway point betwixt a long story and its bullet points ("long story short"). Extra useless information is provided strictly to occupy more of the reader/listener's time.

A "long story medium" will contain less information than the original story upon which it is based, but can still be condensed further into a shorter, more succinct story.

There's so much to tell about last night's date, but long story medium, we went to dinner where we both ordered entrees and the appetizers were delicious, saw a movie which was 2 hours long, ate ice cream in 3 different flavours, and I now have an STI.

long story medium by math-o-nerd June 11, 2010

Long Story Deleted

Contemporary version of Long Story Short. Typically seen as LSD in electronic media (twitter, Reddit, facebook, text messages, emails, etc). Most often used when the outcome of a story is predictable.

My cousin set me up on a blind date. Long Story Deleted, she has been disinherited.

Long Story Deleted by AllusiveCrayon December 8, 2012