slong long

A big dick that it used for sucking

Michael stuck his slong long in joe

by Cocksucker300 January 17, 2018

Long Shlong

a word for having/describing a big pp

John: That's one long shlong.

Jahrool: Thank you my homie.

by zoomingastro March 12, 2020

Long shlong

A giant peen sometimes mistaken for a pool noodle.

“Bobby’s long shlong is sticking out of his shorts again!”

by Melonz4 September 7, 2019

Long Shlong

A notably ginormous penis.

Look at that chick's long shlong!

by Some chick named Fred December 12, 2005

Long shlong silvers

The sexual act of sticking your cock in a long john silvers fish sandwich

Me and m’alady wanted to spice up the bedroom so when I pulled out the long shlong silvers needless to say she came instantly

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 20, 2021

Long shlong

This is a dance that you do when you accomplish something extraordinary. Like hitting a homerun or getting a hat trick or something like that. You pretend to unzip your pants and use your arm to pretend to slam your dick on the ground while making a thud sound.

*johnny hits homerun
Teammates- hit that long shlong
Johnny- ok bet
*johnny performs the long shlong on home plate

by Westfields Long Shlonger May 29, 2018

Long shlong silver

A wildly popular Drink originating at one of Las Vegas largest poker rooms the Vennitian. Was created after a player claimed to another player that he had Pocket Shlongs. And other player required the floor management to explain what a shlong was. So in result of this explanation loudly being explained infront of hundreds of cash and tournament poker players. The man who announced he had pocket shlongs to the table was drinking double shot of patron silver and Red Bull. And the from this point called the Long Shlong silver. Or aka LSS. After this now the long shlong silver is available at the majority of poker rooms in Las Vegas.

That long shlong silver better be double patron silver and not that cheep well tequila

by Silverlongshlong March 4, 2018