long sleeve shorts

Pants, capris, clam diggers, etc.

"Are you going to wear shorts today?"
"Yea, but it's cold, so I'm going to wear long sleeve shorts"

by MeganMe May 15, 2007

short long

A hair style that is short in the front and long in the back. A mullet, camaro cut. Such a hairstyle is generally found on white males from rural areas.

John has worn a short long since the style was invented.

by Stacy B August 25, 2006

The Long and the Short

A phrase used at the end of an unbelievably long and boring story to summarize what you have just heard, thereby giving you both the long version and the short version of the story. It is often confused with the phrase to make a long story short, however, the speaker using this phrase has no intention of making the story short.

I want to tell you all about my amazing day, after borrowing your car this morning I went to the supermarket. At the supermarket I bought organic vegetables, but was not able to buy organic tomatoes. After the supermarket, I went to the hardware store ... When I was leaving the football stadium, this black sports car came racing towards me and collided into me head-on. The police were called, but no one was injured. I estimate the damage to your car will cost at least $20,000 to repair. The long and the short, I totaled your car!!

by Superdragout January 19, 2010

Sweet-short-long

The descriptive name of a now-famous male hairstyle. Before it was called the "sweet-short-long", it was called "hockey hair". Of course, now it is called the "mullett". But the potential for slight shifts of emphasis within "sweet-short-long" cleary make it the best choice, as illustrated by the example below:

Friend 1: I haven't seen Jackson in awhile. Does he still have that sweet-short-long?

Friend 2: Yeah, but he's starting to lose his hair, it's more like a sweet-bald-long now.

by Kurtisheath January 18, 2009

Short-short-long

A rhythm during sex where entry is very shallow for two thrusts, followed by a single surprise deep entry. Generally used for teasing purposes.

"I teased her by going short-short-long on her for an hour."

by O-bone April 21, 2007

long feathered short brimmed hat

One way that certain men can secretly identify with each other. Probably started in Texas or Oklahoma.

When I first moved away from home, I was relieved to welcomed by other men with long feathered short brimmed hats.

by Muslim Goat January 3, 2023

Martin City Short-Long

A hair-cut. Like a Mohawk but wider, something in between a mullet and a Mohawk.

If it's to the shoulder from almost ear to ear, but a 1 guard on the sides then it's a Martin City Short-Long... Party in the middle, ain't got time fo'yo'shit on the sides!

by IN THE FACE! November 9, 2021