Gay as the day is long

Referring to a homosexual who is quite enthusiastic about their homosexuality.

Did you see that guy?! He’s as gay as the day is long!

by Rambo1782 January 7, 2023

As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.

Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

by No Name EVER April 16, 2021