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long distance relationship

Theoretical construct to continue having sex with someone who is hot but lives far away and is not worth moving for, but is worth visiting from time to time for a change from all the regular sex you are getting.
Dude 1: I heard Stacey moved away to go to university, sucks for you.

Dude 2: Psh I just told her we'd have a long distance relationship.

Dude 1: I like your style.
by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011
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long distance relationship

Something that mostly happens to teens( and adults) that involves in making an emotional connection that lives a great distance away from them. These situations usually end in tragedy but they also end in a happy ending( this rarely happens)
Chad: " yo you know i'm in a relationship"

john: " you know that long distance relationship don't last right?"

Chad: " shut the fuck up i'm lonely"
by sad_boy_hours September 28, 2018
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Long Distance Relationship

1. When a person commits to celibacy (abstention from sexual relations) to remain best friends with someone of the opposite sex, who lives far away.

2. Just as pointless as having a relationship via internet with somebody you've never even met.
Phil: "Hey Alex! Hows that long distance relationship with Kevin working out?"

Alex: "Oh its good! We got to iChat today!"

Phil: "Wow.. So you're giving up physical contact with someone here, so you can talk to him over the computer?"

Alex: "Hmm.. I guess your right.. Long distance relationships are pretty pointless!"
by Commander Of Chaos, CS, FL April 22, 2009
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Long Distance Relationship

The act of masterbating with your feet.
Tom : "Yea man, I broke both arms, on the good side, i'm in a long distance relationship!"
by TheMadNecro October 16, 2017
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Long-Distance Relationship

When your boyfriend/girlfriend is across the ocean, not able to meet you , but still continues to love each other.
I love my boyfriend, even though we are having a Long-Distance Relationship
by xxbubblesxx May 26, 2016
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Long-distance Relationship

A relationship some say is doomed to fail. It generally consists of two people who live in completely separate locations who have romantic feelings for one another.
Kyle, who lives in Sydney, Australia, is in a long-distance relationship with Ashley, who lives in the U.S.
by Sinkes January 1, 2009
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super long-distance relationship

Corrallary to a conventional long distance relationship a super long distance relationship is a relationship with someone who is at an even greater distance like someone from another planet, dimension, or time period.
Melodica: Would you like to come to the jelly-tot cabaret with me tonight?
Harmonica: Sorry I can't I'm going to be spending time with my boyfriend.
Melodica: I didn't know you were in a relationship.
Harmonica: We're involved in a super long-distance relationship. It's a bit complicated. He's from another time period and may or may not be fictional.
by BeerPongHandCuffs January 5, 2011
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