lowjob

1. a blowjob done deep underground or at least 100 feet underwater.
2. a crappy job.

Dude, I just got a lowjob from a mermaid the other day.

Mole: I give good lowjobs
Joey: Sweet.

by Lennathan May 27, 2008

lolmobile

A Volkswagen van that has pure "lol" coming from the exhaust.
Most lolmobiles are driven by marijuana smokers.

"Dude! we get to ride in steve's lolmobile!"
"Awesome! Hes got that built in hookah!"

by Ahrekshanda September 25, 2007

lobjob

Preferably done in a dim dormitory lobby, a blow-job is given by a Caucasian girl. The girl is then thrust down by an African-American man upon his erect shaft. The girl then proceeds to suck him off until she realizes that she is drunk and does not to participate in this action. She quickly gets up and runs away. The man is left with blue-balls. There are different variations to get rid of this issue.

Phil:(Quietly) Look, Daniel I think there is a "lobjob" happening over there!

by pdilly February 22, 2011

lol job

THe man tells you funny jokes and you try not to laugh while you suck his dick

Guy 1: Dude, totally got a lol job last night from emma
Guy 2: how was it?!?!
Guy 1: Well, i think it was good. I made her laugh, but then she gagged all over me.

by G-zus1234 January 9, 2011

loljon

uncontrollable laughter, usually typed online, that consists of a long string of "A"s, an extended "yeah," and a long string of "ha"s

A: "This suit is NYOOOOOOOOOT black."

B: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaayeaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!!!"

A: "You always loljon at that!"

by roflcer happycat October 1, 2007

LOLBOB

This is the "cool" version of LOL. It has the same meaning as the original LOL but it sounds cuter when you say it out loud ;)
Picked it up from some guy in our WoW ventrilo, and now I've seen other ppl use it aswell.

OMG, LOLBOB hahahaha!

by Perra September 8, 2005

lolsob

nobody cares

october 31 urban dictonary: lolsob

by satanisalesbian October 31, 2020