lohan

synonomous for "melon"; unbelievably, preposterously large 556 DDD- sized tittays

That girl has large lohans....ALL right....

by blue October 08, 2004

lohan

verb, lo·han, lo·han·ed, lo·han·ing

- Verb (used with object)
1) to take (the property of another or others) without permission or right, especially secretly or by subterfuge

- Check out my new bling! I just lohaned this Rollie from my bestie.

- I loaned you my necklace, I didn't lohan it to you.

by Repwatch February 11, 2011

lohaned

To get drunk, sauced, housed, blasted, hammered, wasted and blackout.

I completely lohaned last night, i drank way too much and don't even remember how I got home. Oh! wait... I drove, like my car into a tree!

by CBra June 07, 2007

lohaned

v. To get uterly wasted and make a fool one self. Derived from the antics of underage celebrity alcaholic, Lindsey Lohan.

Damn dude, I got Lohaned last night!!!

by mbbeets June 04, 2007

Lohan

a word to describe something unfortunate happening at a certain time eg a car crash or drugs

Mike: "God i've just done a lohan and crashed my car."

or

Mark: "I just snorted crack. What a lohan move!"

by Olliee January 01, 2008

Lohan

A Ginger haired actress doing a backward crab walk naked. Lohans only appear during the day. they must be summoned by a husband asking his wife to imagine "L*****y Lohan doing a crab walk naked." the wife must then agree (with no persuasion) and a lohan will apear.

For a better overview of a lohan scenario, see family guy.

(husband)-Honey... i want you to imagine L*****Y Lohan doing a backward crab...................... naked.

(wife)-Why honey?

(husband)- Just do this for me ok!?

(lohan, appears naked doing a crab walk)- Hi,,, i'm a Lohan.

by Tom Marvelo Riddle January 27, 2008

Lohaned

The act of banging a girl on all fours. Similar to doggystyle

Damn man I lohaned the shit outta this bitch last night

by steeleclem January 30, 2009