lolamirite

A shortened version of "lol am I right?"

My girlfriend said she wanted something for her birthday that she could actually use. I told her I would get her a vacuum! lolamirite?!

by Fropes December 11, 2005

Alabama Logjammer

when sixty-nining your girlfriend while standing up you pile drive her with your penis in her mouth (Caution: It must be your girlfriend for full satisfaction).

Oh Shit, Carlos! I accidentally Alabama Logjammer-ed your girlfriend and it was not satisfying in the least bit.

by Batteries Donahue November 29, 2009

Logjammer

One who comes to fix the cable.

Don't be fatous, Jeffery

Also, The Dude does not approve of his words getting deleted. Walter is gonna have to get angry if that happens again

by The Dude March 4, 2003

LOLAM

Laugh Out Loud At Myself. You just wrote something that made yourself laugh and thought it merited sticking a LOL at the end. But no one laughs. Should have just been a LOLAM.

Oh, man. I just got a vchat from my boss and had to push the cat off my desk. LOL!! Er, LOLAM.

by MicahElliott November 6, 2010

logjam

when the toilet won't flush because there's a turd stuck.

I wanted to use the public toilet but it was out of order due to a logjam.

by Kliff215 February 11, 2009

Louisiana Logjam

The southern variation of the Cleveland Steamer. One person assumes a tri-pod position on the ground or other hard surface and opens his or her butt cheeks. The other squats down on top of the open asshole and defecates directly into it, thus, creating the "logjam."

She thought she was going to get the pile-driver of a lifetime, but I surprised her with a Louisiana Logjam. There was no second date.

by Tom Haley August 24, 2009

logjam

The state of a public restroom wherein each bathroom stall is occupied.

I had to use the fourth floor restroom because of the logjam on third.

by Matthew W June 11, 2006